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Hot for the Teacher : Miss Landers or Helen Crump ?
10/18/2020 | me

Posted on 10/18/2020 11:49:49 AM PDT by llevrok

Ok. Time to vote!

Let's go back a "few" years. Who would you want for your second grade teacher?

Leave It to Beaver" Miss Landers or
The Andy Griffith Show Helen Crump?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; oldschool; teachers; vote
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To: UnwashedPeasant

21 posted on 10/18/2020 12:09:18 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: llevrok

If forced to choose among poor options, I would choose Landers. Crump is a huge turnoff. Almost like the anti-matter of sexual attraction.


22 posted on 10/18/2020 12:09:50 PM PDT by Codeflier (Covid-19 taught me: Two types of "conservatives", frightened safety seekers vs. freedom lovers)
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To: Baldwin

You can call me Chubsy-ubsie!


23 posted on 10/18/2020 12:10:03 PM PDT by joethedrummer
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To: Macoozie

I had wonder ladies for teachers 1-3, fourth was Shakespeare shrew material.


24 posted on 10/18/2020 12:10:41 PM PDT by KDF48 (Redeemed by Christ.)
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To: Macoozie

I had a hooked-nosed Witch with a gimpy hand for 2nd grade that nearly twisted my ear off for talking in class.

Ahhh, the good old days of reading, writing and smack you upside the head.


25 posted on 10/18/2020 12:11:43 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: llevrok

How about Miss. Crabtree


26 posted on 10/18/2020 12:12:03 PM PDT by mware (RETIRED)
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To: llevrok

Neither. My 11th grade History teacher. Tall 20-something redhead, drove race cars on the weekend. She was a teen age boy’s dream.


27 posted on 10/18/2020 12:12:30 PM PDT by rstrahan
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To: rstrahan

I don’t feel tardy.


28 posted on 10/18/2020 12:13:12 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: llevrok
http://www.pettipond.com/laterimages/image_ce/corsaut_aneta.jpg
Aneta Corsaut A.K.A. Helen Crump (Andy Griffith Show)

Picture of Sue Randall
Sue Randall A.K.A. Miss Landers (Leave It To Beaver)

29 posted on 10/18/2020 12:13:24 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: dfwgator
I brought my pencil...


30 posted on 10/18/2020 12:13:48 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Orange Man GOOD!)
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To: nesnah

You gotta give it to David Lee Roth - the dude was an entertainer - see 2:24 at that video

https://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0?t=143


31 posted on 10/18/2020 12:14:57 PM PDT by freedomlover
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To: PGR88

Gilligan’s Mary Ann Trumps all.


32 posted on 10/18/2020 12:15:15 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: shelterguy

That time Ms.Landers ate dinner at the Beaver’s house was hilarious.

She wore a sleaveless dress and open toe shoes... and Beaver told his mom that she was almost NAKED.

Jerry Mathers was a really good child actor. The look on Beaver’s face when he caught a look at her shoes WAS PRICELESS.


33 posted on 10/18/2020 12:15:30 PM PDT by Conserv (he)
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To: llevrok

You know Andy was hit tin’ that after late PTA meetings.

We’ve all lived in small communities. No one the ages of those two were still just holding hands after four or five dates.


34 posted on 10/18/2020 12:16:05 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: freedomlover

I think I’ve watched every VH video on YouTube over the past few weeks.


35 posted on 10/18/2020 12:16:05 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: llevrok

Miss Landers

What I wouldnt give for a couple hours alone with her in a closet in the school building!


36 posted on 10/18/2020 12:16:34 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Is she giving them Eskimo Pies? Who knew she was racist?


37 posted on 10/18/2020 12:16:59 PM PDT by hanamizu
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To: SamAdams76
I brought my pencil

Give me something to snack on...

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38 posted on 10/18/2020 12:22:06 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (COMDEMS would rather rule over a pile of ashes, than lose to Trump and REAL Americans)
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To: Codeflier
If forced to choose among poor options, I would choose Landers. Crump is a huge turnoff. Almost like the anti-matter of sexual attraction.

Well, we got actual on-screen proof that Miss Crump could "pitch some woo."

While, for all we know, Miss Landers "pitched for the other side."

Regards,

39 posted on 10/18/2020 12:31:14 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: llevrok

Well as long as you do NOT throw in “Our Miss Brooks” (Eve Arden). My father couldn’t stand her!


40 posted on 10/18/2020 12:33:57 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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