[nickcarraway]

[Honest Nigerian]

In before the Helen Thomas reference. Is that the right name of that archaic windbag “reporter” that WBushie tried to coddle?

[ModelBreaker]

“the burgeoning paleontologists unearthed fossils”

Burgeoning paleontologists?

[PghBaldy]

“seemingly drawn at random from evolution’s spare parts box,” -— Sounds like the winners of the Democrat primaries.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Looks like that skankie fossil Nancy Pelosi. Coming out of a hole in the ground is a good hint that it is her.

Wonder if Joe Biden is down there too.

If so, he could claim that he had 220 million years of training to be the president of Gondwonaland.

[grey_whiskers]

[Arcadian Empire]

The male Skybalonyx skapters took one look at the female Skybalonyx skapters and decided to let their species die out.

[Prole]

“A peculiar, 220-million-year-old species of burrowing reptiles that evaded scientists has been found...”

[Larry Lucido]

burrowing reptiles that evaded scientists has been found, fossilized. A team of National Park Service interns are credited with its discovery.

Skybalonyx? Balony! Maybe the interns were evading their bosses and found out where the reptiles were evading the scientists!

[Tennessee Nana]

PING

[ConservaTeen]

Did Nancy Pelosi have one as a pet when she was a little girl? 😀

[captain_dave]

So much assumed, so little known.

They found fossils. How do they know the creatures were burrowers? They were certainly not “evading” the paleontologists. It’s nice how we can get a picture of these creases from a few mineralized remains, or can we?

Paleontology is like reading fictionalized history novels or watching an “historical” movie. It’s entertainment, not history.

[BradyLS]

What are its stats? HP? AC?

[ThanhPhero]

Curious critter.