Posted on 10/16/2020 6:39:14 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
BURLINGTON, NJ—Local man Bradley Waters was reading an interesting story he'd seen on Facebook while on the toilet this morning. He wasn't sure if everything in the story was true, but he thought it was a significant story anyway. He was about to share it on Facebook with some thoughtful comments encouraging his friends to check it out and use their own judgment to figure out if it's true.
But just as his finger hovered over the share button, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg jumped out from behind his shower curtain to warn him the story might be fake news.
"Greetings, Facebook user! That news story may not be true!" Zuckerberg said as he threw back the curtain, startling Waters half to death.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Wherever two or more of you are, Zuckerberg is there also.
DANG!
Zuckerberg is in my toilet , oh no there he goes
Facebook won’t allow anything against their candidate Biteme but they have no problem allowing scams to advertise on their pages.
Have you seen the ad for the “Handheld battery powered chainsaw” made by Stihl? They have videos of this really cool looking portable Stihl chain saw trimming trees and shrubs. Comes complete with battery, charger and handheld chainsaw, all for the low price of $29.99 plus $7.99 shipping.
What you receive is a chain with two handles attached at each end.
Are they sure it was not just a wayward skink?
I didn’t believe it, but I had to check my shower just now.
Well, that did it! Third BB article I shared today on twitter and they’ve locked me out. They’re requiring my mobile phone number to get back in. That ain’t happening.
Thanks Babylon Bee...I have to check my shower tomorrow. Another funny humorous article...
I did too, and I don't even have a Facebook account!
That Orwellian worm zuckerberg can drop dead.
Your chainsaw story reminds of an anecdote about someone ordering a “penis enlargement device” and receiving a magnifying glass.
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