Posted on 10/15/2020 5:50:43 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
COLUMBUS, OH—In response to growing concerns over celebrity election meddling, several states have introduced voting machines with new technology that will immediately discard your ballot if it determines you are voting because a celebrity told you to.
"We are extremely concerned about celebrity influence in this election," said Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose. "According to several authoritative studies, celebrities are literally the worst. We can't allow our future to be determined by celebrities or anyone insane enough to listen to them."
Polls have shown that there are actually a few people out there who rely on celebrities like Mark Ruffalo and Sarah Silverman to remind them to vote in each election. There are others who rely on reminders from Facebook or the Google homepage to get them to the polls.
"These people actually need to be nagged by celebrities to vote every year. Words cannot express how incredibly dangerous these people are," said LaRose.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Celebrities: What DON’T they know???
DANG!
Satire or Truth?
Mighty thin line there.
Soon the voting machines will display little “no go” symbols (the red circle bisected by a diagonal red line) next to the Republican candidates, and little smiley face emoticons next to the Democrat candidates.
LOL!
Check it out, Babylon Bee
I am waiting for Cat Stevens to weigh in. It all hinges on that...
Does not mean there is not an uncomfortable amount of truth in it.
>>I am waiting for Cat Stevens to weigh in. It all hinges on that...
Columbine Cat Stevens???
Cat Stevens - I’m Gonna Get Me A Gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIHhuhwwnsE
Cat Stevens AKA Yusuf Islam?
What is his opinion on the green new deal?
Are they going to kill him because he is back to singing?
Maybe there is an exception for actually voting for the celebrity.
OHIO PING!
Please let me know if you want on or off the Ohio Ping list.
SATIRE OHIO
Improved Voting Machine Will Ask If A Celebrity Told You To Vote So It Can Immediately Discard Your Ballot
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 13, 2020 | The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/15/2020, 8:50:43 PM by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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