Keep Prayin' for him!!!!Posted on 10/15/2020 4:11:22 PM PDT by Impy
Keep Prayin' for him!!!!
"Well Button Bell Girl, there sure was a lot of ball game action last week, eh?"
"Christopher? Where the hell is Impy?"
"No worries, this is not a matter for concern. So how about those ball teams? This LeBum James scored a lot of goals, correct?"
"Um, no that's not correct."
"Well, no one calls them that really but in basketball they are called field goals, so it's technically correct. We are doing Football though, Chris."
"Many apologies, I only follow cricket. I am very emabrrased. I might as well let Impy out of my trunk and go back to the call center."
Oh hey guys, I just popped out to PetSmart to get Pepe some Spray Millet, skunks like that, right Pepe?
"At this point I am eating dryer lint Mon Cher!!!"
"Oh no, if you are here, who is my trunk?"
Since when do you have a car? Wait, you don't mean that trunk in the corner over there, the one with the pounding and muffled shouts coming from inside?
"I thought we had raccoons. Better open that up. Oh my God, Pittsburgh Stoolers Heah Coach Omar Epps, are you ok?
"No! I was hit on the head and someone shoved into a trunk no grown man should have been able to fit in!!! I should probably be dead."
"Very sorry good sir, I thought you were Impy."
"What? Son, I'm black how the hell did you mistake me for Impy?"
"He is always wearing the bag, how am I to know his skin tone or lack thereof? I am mortified good sir!"
"What am I doing here anyway, Imp? Your message said urgent. This better not be about your fantasty team. I'm gonna be seriously pissed off if I got wacked on the head so you could beg me to feed the ball to Claypool since you spent $25 of FAAB on him. Most people won't even know what that means! "
Um....no I just had urgent.......tea to serve you. The bags were about to expire and no one hear drinks it anymore."
"Oh well thank you, 3 sugars please."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Check your own results, I suck at math!!
Hombre: 10-4 
Teeman: 10-4
Badger: 10-4
Pete: 10-4
Michaels: 10-4
Big: 10-4
Moe: 10-4
Monquey: 9-4* (missed Seattle/Minn pick)
Ro: 9-5
Impy: 9-5
Phlap: 9-5
Rainman: 9-5
Enterprise: 9-5
Cletus: 9-5
No One: 2-0 (Raiders and Dolphins win)
Rummy! I saw you posted, I hope you join us this week.
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Also, I am a dyed in the wool Bills, fan. That said, NEVER pick the Bills to win a game that starts after 4:15 EST...
Tennessee
Indianapolis
Minnesota
New England
New York Giants
Baltimore
Pittsburgh
Chicago
Jacksonville
New York Jets
Green Bay
San Francisco
Kansas City
Dallas
Good luck everyone
“I am a dyed in the wool Bills, fan.”
Ditto!
Bet on the Bills at your peril.
I am sixty, and born in Buffalo. The Bills are sixty and born in Buffalo. We are both lovable losers. Wear Red, White and Blue and are, most definitely, WIDE RIGHT!
National Flyfishing League?
NFL? What the hell is that, some kind of prison gang?
😂😭
Actually, when I come to think about it, it isn’t that funny.
I wonder if any games will be cancelled due to kungflu?
Covid has put me off of doing picks, and yet the Browns are 4-1. Figures...
Tenn
Browns
Baltimore
Minnesota
Jax
Colts
Bears
Washington
Fins
Pats
Packers
9ers
KC
Redbirds
Funny you should mention that, I joined Trout Unlimited yesterday. What that has to do with this thread, I have no clue.
Tennessee over Houston
Indianapolis over Cincinnati
Minnesota over Atlanta
New England over Denver
New York Giants over Washington
Baltimore over Philadelphia
Cleveland over Pittsburgh
Chicago over Carolina
Detroit over Jacksonville
Miami over New York Jets
Green Bay over Tampa Bay
Los Angles Rams over San Francisco
Kansas City over Buffalo
Dallas over Arizona
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