[Impy]

"Well Button Bell Girl, there sure was a lot of ball game action last week, eh?"

"Christopher? Where the hell is Impy?"

"No worries, this is not a matter for concern. So how about those ball teams? This LeBum James scored a lot of goals, correct?"

"Um, no that's not correct."

"Well, no one calls them that really but in basketball they are called field goals, so it's technically correct. We are doing Football though, Chris."

"Many apologies, I only follow cricket. I am very emabrrased. I might as well let Impy out of my trunk and go back to the call center."

Oh hey guys, I just popped out to PetSmart to get Pepe some Spray Millet, skunks like that, right Pepe?

"At this point I am eating dryer lint Mon Cher!!!"

"Oh no, if you are here, who is my trunk?"

Since when do you have a car? Wait, you don't mean that trunk in the corner over there, the one with the pounding and muffled shouts coming from inside?

"I thought we had raccoons. Better open that up. Oh my God, Pittsburgh Stoolers Heah Coach Omar Epps, are you ok?

"No! I was hit on the head and someone shoved into a trunk no grown man should have been able to fit in!!! I should probably be dead."

"Very sorry good sir, I thought you were Impy."

"What? Son, I'm black how the hell did you mistake me for Impy?"

"He is always wearing the bag, how am I to know his skin tone or lack thereof? I am mortified good sir!"

"What am I doing here anyway, Imp? Your message said urgent. This better not be about your fantasty team. I'm gonna be seriously pissed off if I got wacked on the head so you could beg me to feed the ball to Claypool since you spent $25 of FAAB on him. Most people won't even know what that means! "

Um....no I just had urgent.......tea to serve you. The bags were about to expire and no one hear drinks it anymore."

"Oh well thank you, 3 sugars please."

[Impy]

NFL Live Thread Ping Week 6

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

[fhayek]

Okay. I don't sanction gambling. And I think that trying to predict football scores contradicts God's admonitions against fortune telling...

Also, I am a dyed in the wool Bills, fan. That said, NEVER pick the Bills to win a game that starts after 4:15 EST...

[Gay State Conservative]

National Flyfishing League?

[RedMonqey]

Tennessee over Houston

Indianapolis over Cincinnati

Minnesota over Atlanta

New England over Denver

New York Giants over Washington

Baltimore over Philadelphia

Cleveland over Pittsburgh

Chicago over Carolina

Detroit over Jacksonville

Miami over New York Jets

Green Bay over Tampa Bay

Los Angles Rams over San Francisco

Kansas City over Buffalo

Dallas over Arizona

[Phlap]

[HombreSecreto]

Week 6 Picks:

Titans
Ravens
Vikings
Steelers
Colts
Jaguars
Bears
Washington
Patriots
Dolphins
Packers
Rams
Bills
Cardinals

[mmichaels1970]

Here's how I'm showing it:

screen name	wk1	wk2	wk3	wk4	wk5	w	gp	pct	prev wk	curr wk	net chg	gb
moehoward	10	13	10	10	10	53	76	0.697	1	1	0	0
ro_dreaming	10	14	9	10	9	52	76	0.684	1	2	-1	1
mmichaels1970	8	12	10	12	10	52	76	0.684	3	2	+1	1
Impy	10	13	10	9	9	51	76	0.671	3	4	-1	2
RainMan	10	14	7	11	9	51	76	0.671	3	4	-1	2
RedMonqey	12	11	10	8	9	50	75	0.667	6	6	0	3
teeman8r	10	11	7	11	10	49	76	0.645	7	7	0	4
Enterprise	7	15	8	9	9	48	76	0.632	7	8	-1	5
Red Badger	0	12	10	13	10	45	60	0.750	9	9	0	8
big'ol_freeper	9	9	9	7	10	44	76	0.579	10	10	0	9
Cletus.D.Yokel	8	11	6	8	9	42	76	0.553	11	11	0	11
HombreSecreto	12	0	8	10	10	40	60	0.667	12	12	0	13
campaignPete R-CT	0	13	6	11	10	40	60	0.667	12	12	0	13
Phlap	0	11	9	7	9	36	60	0.600	14	14	0	17
Dakine	9	0	0	0	0	9	16	0.563	15	15	0	44
Total	115	159	119	136	133	662	1015	0.652				9

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Tennessee
Cincinnati
Atlanta
New England
New York Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Detroit
Miami
Green Bay
San Francisco
Kansas City
Dallas

[Rummyfan]

Here we go!

Houston at Tennessee Houston will remain winless. Tennessee.

Cincinnati at Indianapolis Indy lost to the Browns yes, but Joe Burrow is still a work in progress. Indianapolis.

Atlanta at Minnesota Way too much turmoil in Atlanta for them to get a win here. Minnesota.

Denver at New England I think Denver is actually better than their record. But New England is still New England. New England.

Washington at New York Giants OHMIGAWD. Someone has to win this game.... I believe the G-Men are headed in a better direction than The Washington Football Team. New York Giants.

Baltimore at Philadelphia Philly is flailing. Baltimore.

Cleveland at Pittsburgh I guess we'll see if the Brownies are for real. Cleveland.

Chicago at Carolina I like the Bears for some reason. Chicago.

Detroit at Jacksonville Another ho-hummer. But improbably Detroit will win. Detroit.

New York Jets at Miami Ryan Fitzpatrick works his way again. Miami.

Green Bay at Tampa Bay Aaron Rodgers seems to be a man on a mission. Green Bay.

Los Angles Rams at San Francisco Hard to believe the Niners were in the Super Bowl just nine months ago... Rams.

Monday

Kansas City at Buffalo Buffalo? Beat the Chiefs? Nah I don't think so. Kansas City.

Arizona at Dallas Are the Cowboys now The Dalton Gang?! The 'Boys can score points no doubt but the other side of the ball is a problem. Arizona.

Good Luck Everyone! Any word on Bendy?

[Enterprise]

Ugh. Going to be a Titanic week. I can see the iceberg now. Getting the life boats ready. Sigh.

Titans
Bengals
Vikings
Patriots
Washington
Ravens
Steelers
Panthers
Lions
Dolphins
Packers
49ers
Chiefs
Cowboys

[dfwgator]

Sorry Aaron, Brady is still the GOAT!