[Impy]

Some of our viewers (Pete) are bored with you Belly Button Chick, and didn't like you at all Christopher, and so requested we check in with some of our other characters. How about our esteemed Commissioner Smith?

";( I was told I would have a featured role for at least the next 6 weeks."

"Yarrrr, I got a contract extension by going full Wokeistani. Black lives mattarrrrrrrrrrrg."

"Commisioner Smith, how could you?!!!"

"Sorrrry doll, my whale blubber futures are down and I just bought one of those pellaton machines."

Pom Pom girl, how are things between you and Myles Garrett?

"The wedding is next June!!!"

"I thought we broke up, I found a chick that's even whiter than you, she's practically made of chalk."

And how are things with you Pepe?

"Sacre Blue, you haven't fed me in months, I'm down to eating used kitty litter!! And I've forgotten how to spell in French I'm so hungry."

"Hello sorry to barge in, it's me, Commander Clammuncher, you know, the Star Wars lesbian."

Oh hey, congrats, I heard you are taking over for 'Ellen'.

"Thanks, it's a dream come true. Anyhow, I just wanted to say, shouldn't you mention some football related news in your skit?"

Probably not, but I heard the Titans (back from Wuhan!!!) and Bills game between these 2 unbeated teams has been assigned broadcasting crew number 7 conisting of some ex kicker. They are saving Tony Romo for the much more interesting Cowboys/Giants game.

"Burying the lede aren't ya Skippy? Weren't you tell them I was fired?"

"Who are you?"

"WHUT? Who are YOU? I'm Bill O'Brien, I was GOD of the Houston Texans!! Head coach, play caller, GM, Concession Agent, Ball boy, hyrdotherapy specialist, I did EVERYTHING, and they had the GALL to fire me!! ME!!!!!"

"Wow, is this what this jerk's personaily is really like?"

"I honestly have no idea, but maybe."

[campaignPete R-CT]

Christopher,

Where are the boycotters ?

#boycottNFL

[Impy]

NFL Live Thread Ping, Week 5

Let me know if you want on or off the ping list

Picks contest players, get your picks in!!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Dang, the Lions have this week off.
They’ll probably lose.
I’ll have to do real work.
And...I have no idea since the only “following” I’m doing is on this thread, picking blind.
On another note:

Let’s make damn sure that FR has enough liquidity for the incoming attack of November 3.
Let’s give Jim and John some breathing room with an influx this month.
Pump the donations for October.

Tampa Bay
Atlanta
Tennessee
Kansas City
Arizona
Pittsburgh
Los Angeles Rams
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Indianapolis
Dallas
Denver
Minnesota
New Orleans

[teeman8r]

Thanks impy, and I miss bender, hope he is well soon.

I miss side boob girl more, but I am a pig.

Chicago
Carolina
Tennessee
Kansas City
Arizona
Philadelphia
Los Angeles Rams
Baltimore
Houston
San Francisco
Cleveland
Dallas
Denver
Seattle
Los Angeles Chargers
Green Bay over Detroit in the bye week...

Good luck to all, but I really don’t mean it

[DoodleBob]

Who had "Eagles are 1-2-1 and in First Place in the NFC East Dumpster Fire" on their 2020 TEOTWAWKI Bingo Card?

Other spots include "Cody Parky excels as the Browns' kicker" and "Foles and Brady rematch in a TB/Chicago game".

[Rummyfan]

Marking. It’s good to be back!

[Red Badger]

Tampa Bay at Chicago

Carolina

Buffalo

Kansas City

Arizona

Pittsburgh

Los Angeles Rams

Baltimore

Jacksonville

San Francisco

Cleveland

Dallas

New England

Seattle

New Orleans

[Red Badger]

Tampa Bay

[Phlap]

[mmichaels1970]

Tampa Bay at Chicago - TAMPA BAY
Carolina at Atlanta - CAROLINA
Buffalo at Tennessee - BUFFALO
Las Vegas at Kansas City - KANSAS CITY
Arizona at New York Jets - ARIZONA
Philadelphia at Pittsburgh - PITTSBURGH
Los Angeles Rams at Washington - LOS ANGELES
Cincinnati at Baltimore - BALTIMORE
Jacksonville at Houston - HOUSTON
Miami at San Francisco - SAN FRANCISCO
Indianapolis at Cleveland - CLEVELAND
New York Giants at Dallas - DALLAS
Denver at New England - NEW ENGLAND
Minnesota at Seattle - SEATTLE
Los Angeles Chargers at New Orleans - NEW ORLEANS
Bye at Detroit - BYE

[real saxophonist]

I’m not bored with Belly Button Chick, but I miss Underboob Belly Button Chick.

[campaignPete R-CT]

FreddyVonFreeperv:. "My FRiends, the Communists have infiltrated every Offensive line on this once proud league. Boycott, go underground, and we will re-emerge as XFL"

[mmichaels1970]

My grandmother worked for the “Yellow Cab” company when it was owned by Mickey McBride, who owned the Browns. The Browns would give their reserve players jobs driving cabs. When they needed a player, they would call him up from the “Taxi Squad”. So she worked there when the term was born.

Y’all probably knew the origins already. But it’s a cool story I felt like sharing.

[big'ol_freeper]

Chicago

Atlanta

Buffalo

Kansas City

Arizona

Pittsburgh

Los Angeles Rams

Baltimore

Houston

San Francisco

Cleveland

Dallas

New England

Seattle

New Orleans

[ro_dreaming]

Yes, BBG, that is his real personality.

He's been a dickbag from the day he arrived here at "Head Coach".

[Enterprise]

Here's my boycott picks. Wish me luck under boob BBG.

Bucs
Panthers
Bills
Chiefs
Cards
Steelers
Rams
Ravens
Texans
49ers
Colts
Cowboys
Patriots
Seahawks
Saints

[dakine]

Tampa... Rest later if not OBE...

[Impy]

Tampa (X)
Atlanta
KC
AZ

Pitt
Rams
Balt
Hous

San Fran
Cleve
Dallas

Seattle
New England
NOLA
BUF

[Rummyfan]

Well, I didn't get any picks in but ...

SHOCKED... that the Raiders are putting a beat-down on the Chiefs!

[dfwgator]

LOL, looks like the Iggles will still be in first place of the NFC East.