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Babylon Bee: Woman Immediately Healed After Touching Hem Of Trump's Suit Jacket
Babylon Bee ^
| 10/06/2020
| staff
Posted on 10/06/2020 11:54:02 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
The woman came forward and declared in the presence of all the Trump supporters why she had touched him, and how she had been immediately healed.
And Trump said to her, Lady, I'm telling you, and I'm telling you right now, Your faith has made you well. Now go and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; blasphemy; nohumor; notfunny; notsatire; satire; trump
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Okay, that’s in poor taste.
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posted on
10/06/2020 11:56:20 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
And I’m sure Brian Williams was there and saw it all.
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posted on
10/06/2020 11:57:49 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: Olog-hai
His hospital bed sheets will soon be on sale online.
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posted on
10/06/2020 11:58:43 AM PDT
by
cnsmom
To: cnsmom
They’re certainly living up to the “Babylon” part.
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:00:10 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
I’m going to have to Galatians 6:7 this one.
New Babylon Bee guys don’t understand what they bought. They try but they don’t get it.
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:00:38 PM PDT
by
bhive
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
“What a friend we have in Donald...
All our sins and griefs to bear...” /S
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:02:01 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: cnsmom
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:02:30 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Olog-hai
I love The Bee but this kind of stiff.... not so much.
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Not funny for a Christian-leaning site.
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:03:37 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Don’t put the give-away in the title. That blows it.
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:03:51 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Swing and a miss from the Bee. OK, gotta expect a few strikes now and then.
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Sadly this is not much different from the deification of Donald Trump we’ve seen on this site since the debate.
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:09:18 PM PDT
by
Mariner
(War Criminal #18)
To: bhive
Your translation reads: "Christians do not have a sense of humor?"
If you knew what Seth Dillon went through you might not think they were "mocking" your faith.
To: Mariner
Still asserting that, eh?
I’m sure you have posts bookmarked with Freepers praying to Donald Trump instead of to God, right?
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:12:14 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: dragnet2
You have to be careful with posting satire on FR. John Semmens received angry posts despite including “[semi-satire]” in his titles.
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Conflating Trump and Jesus is mockery.
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:26:11 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
People had better be careful and not make Trumpzilla mad. He’ll breathe his germy COVID death ray on them and turn them to skeletons!
To: Olog-hai
“Conflating” is a word that is easily misused. Are you claiming that the article was intended to be taken literally?
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Red herring. Even satire as it were is not ideologically neutral, and historically so.
No, I did not misuse the word.
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posted on
10/06/2020 12:36:16 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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