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Babylon Bee: Woman Immediately Healed After Touching Hem Of Trump's Suit Jacket
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/06/2020 | staff

Posted on 10/06/2020 11:54:02 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

The woman came forward and declared in the presence of all the Trump supporters why she had touched him, and how she had been immediately healed.

And Trump said to her, “Lady, I'm telling you, and I'm telling you right now, Your faith has made you well. Now go and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; blasphemy; nohumor; notfunny; notsatire; satire; trump
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1 posted on 10/06/2020 11:54:02 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
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Okay, that’s in poor taste.


2 posted on 10/06/2020 11:56:20 AM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

And I’m sure Brian Williams was there and saw it all.


3 posted on 10/06/2020 11:57:49 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: Olog-hai

His hospital bed sheets will soon be on sale online.


4 posted on 10/06/2020 11:58:43 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: cnsmom

They’re certainly living up to the “Babylon” part.


5 posted on 10/06/2020 12:00:10 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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I’m going to have to Galatians 6:7 this one.

New Babylon Bee guys don’t understand what they bought. They try but they don’t get it.


6 posted on 10/06/2020 12:00:38 PM PDT by bhive
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

“What a friend we have in Donald...

All our sins and griefs to bear...” /S


7 posted on 10/06/2020 12:02:01 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: cnsmom

LOL!


8 posted on 10/06/2020 12:02:30 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Olog-hai

I love The Bee but this kind of stiff.... not so much.


9 posted on 10/06/2020 12:02:44 PM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Not funny for a Christian-leaning site.


10 posted on 10/06/2020 12:03:37 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Don’t put the give-away in the title. That blows it.


11 posted on 10/06/2020 12:03:51 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Swing and a miss from the Bee. OK, gotta expect a few strikes now and then.


12 posted on 10/06/2020 12:04:44 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Sadly this is not much different from the deification of Donald Trump we’ve seen on this site since the debate.


13 posted on 10/06/2020 12:09:18 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: bhive
Your translation reads: "Christians do not have a sense of humor?"

If you knew what Seth Dillon went through you might not think they were "mocking" your faith.

14 posted on 10/06/2020 12:10:16 PM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Re-imagine the media!)
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To: Mariner

Still asserting that, eh?

I’m sure you have posts bookmarked with Freepers praying to Donald Trump instead of to God, right?


15 posted on 10/06/2020 12:12:14 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: dragnet2

You have to be careful with posting satire on FR. John Semmens received angry posts despite including “[semi-satire]” in his titles.


16 posted on 10/06/2020 12:18:00 PM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Re-imagine the media!)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Conflating Trump and Jesus is mockery.


17 posted on 10/06/2020 12:26:11 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

People had better be careful and not make Trumpzilla mad. He’ll breathe his germy COVID death ray on them and turn them to skeletons!


18 posted on 10/06/2020 12:28:52 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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To: Olog-hai

“Conflating” is a word that is easily misused. Are you claiming that the article was intended to be taken literally?


19 posted on 10/06/2020 12:32:42 PM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Re-imagine the media!)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Red herring. Even satire as it were is not ideologically neutral, and historically so.

No, I did not misuse the word.


20 posted on 10/06/2020 12:36:16 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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