Posted on 10/06/2020 11:54:02 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
The woman came forward and declared in the presence of all the Trump supporters why she had touched him, and how she had been immediately healed.
And Trump said to her, “Lady, I'm telling you, and I'm telling you right now, Your faith has made you well. Now go and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Forgot to mention her getting tackled by the secret service....
And then sadly was crushed to death by the dozen Secret Service Agents that tackled her . . .
Yet another miss.
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