Posted on 10/02/2020 1:41:30 PM PDT by Trillian
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Coronavirus has begun panicking after testing positive for Trump.
The test came back late Thursday evening, and doctors confirmed the worst: the coronavirus has contracted Trump-45.
"Oh no! We're doomed!" cried tiny little coronaviruses, frantically looking for a way to escape Trump's body. But Trump held his breath and plugged his nose and ears, sealing off escape hatch after escape hatch, preventing the viruses from leaving his body. Superpowered Trump antibodies, shaped like little Ys with orange hair, charged in, sealing the coronavirus's fate.
"Game over, man, game over! They're coming out of the blood vessel walls -- they're coming out of the goshdarn walls!" the coronaviruses screamed as they made their desperate last stand.
Coronavirus was also concerned it might be called a Nazi and doxxed for its association with Donald Trump. These fears appeared to be justified, as CNN immediately began digging up coronavirus's old tweets.
Brilliant!
LOL even worse than if it had picked a fight with Chuck Norris.
Trump says, “Chuck Norris? Never heard of her.”
OMG that is so good!
At least they didn’t come down with Pelosi or Schumer. That would be fatal.
Well done B.B.!
The Bee’s been stealing from you.
OK, someone explain the “y” with orange hair reference.
That is great!!
....Superpowered Trump antibodies, shaped like little Ys with orange hair, charged in, sealing the coronavirus’s fate....
More likely, “superpowered Trump T-cells, left over from his encounters with the common cold”!!!
I had what I think was the coronavirus disease, back in March, with mild upper respiratory symptoms and fever and pretty bad muscle aches. This was before they tested anyone without a deep cough, etc. so I was not tested. I stayed home, and treated it like I do a cold, and it went away after about a week.
I attribute my mild symptoms to anti-common-cold coronavirus memory T-cells. Hopefully, President Trump will have the same results, and will be back to rallies by mid-October. And hopefully Team Trump will figure out ways to keep the momentum going before then!
I got nothin
I LOLed, literally. I haven’t done that about something that I have read in... decades? This was hilarious, should go viral even amongst libs.
Hilarious
Maybe the “Y” chromosome that only men have? Not sure.
Coming down with Pelosi or Schumer, would that be like having terminal flatulence?
Adrian Monk - honorable mention.
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