Posted on 09/25/2020 2:40:35 AM PDT by Colonial35
Two old cowboys, Will and Bud, sit'n on a fence telling stories and talking rodeo. Will turns to Bud and asks, "Do you think there's bull riding in Heaven?" Bud thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's bull riding in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Will passes on. Soon afterward, Bud sits in on the fence by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Bud... Bud... ." Bud responds, "Will! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Bud," whispers Will's ghost. Bud, still amazed, asks, "So, is there bull riding in Heaven?" "Well," says Will, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Bud. Will says, "Well, there is bull riding in Heaven." Bud says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?" Will sighs and whispers, I checked the draw and "You're up on Bodacious Friday."
yep, I heard it as a baseball joke, “you’re pitching next Tuesday”.
Good joke.
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My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet.
Only real fans of the PBR will fully understand the punch line of that joke!!! Good one!
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, and order a beer. Bartender says “We don’t usually serve your kind here, but I’ll make an exception because I’m in a good mood. Just don’t start anything.” (Sorry)
Do you know what the fastest car in Italy is?
It’s the fagioli. No matter how fast you go, you can never Pasta Fagioli!
Show me a chicken chasing a member of Parliament and I’ll show you a chicken cacciatore! (credit: Soupy Sales)
Reminds me of a Red Green episode where he was giving advice to guys considering an affair -
Guys, take off all your clothes and stand in front of a mirror. Then ask yourself one question "Am I date-ready?".
What are you? Some sort of masochist? Yikes!
“and “You’re up on Bodacious Friday.””
LOL (from someone who watched Bodacious)
Thats a GREAT variation on “yep, there’s baseball in heaven, but the bad news is, you’re pitching tomorrow.”
“you can never Pasta Fagioli”
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Maybe it’s because it’s Friday, but I don’t get it.
‘chicken cacciatore! (credit: Soupy Sales)’
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I’d be surprised if a whole lotta kids got that one!
“Hey, kids! I want you to tiptoe into your parents’ bedrooms, look in their pockets for all the green pieces of paper with the pictures of the guys in beards, and send them to Soupy Sales....”
Local kid’s show host, 1960s -
“Well, we’ve been up here in the Tree House for about an hour now, and you’ve been up for a while, but I’ll bet that your parents are still in bed. I think it’s about time that they got up, too. So, get a glass of water, go into their bedroom and throw it in their faces, and say, ‘Good morning! Time to get up now!’”
http://www.tvparty.com/losttwin2.html
Sweet!!
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