Posted on 09/21/2020 2:41:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Public transport bosses in northwest England on Tuesday clarified the rules on face coverings after a bus passenger was spotted with a snake around his neck and mouth.
The commuter was spotted on a bus bound for Manchester on Monday, but fellow passengers initially believed he was wearing a colourful face covering, the Manchester Evening News reported.
"At first I thought he had a really funky mask on, then he let it crawl around the hand rails," one witness was quoted as saying.
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Real smart lookin! Hey! Where’s my cat?
That awkward moment when you’re not sure whether to help the passenger with the python wrapped around his head or just wish the python well.
Scream and then grab a shovel and try to beat the snake off his face.
Is that a squirrel in your belly, or are you just glad to see me???
Not a good idea to wrap snakes around your neck.
It certainly would help with the whole ‘social distancing’ thing.
About as effective as any other mask
And just then when the bus stopped, an old Lady came aboard.
Draped around her neck was something that looked like a Mink Stole. It wasn’t Mink. It was Buffy, her emotional support
Honey Badger. Buffy was somewhat over due for her lunchtime feeding. She almost never missed a meal.
No open seats on the bus.
“Oh!” said the old lady. “Here a seat, right next to the gentleman with a rather unusual face mask.”
Whatever works!! Got him a seat on the bus, didn’t it? Any sit he wanted on the bus!!!! And a bus-fare refund.
“My mask is too tight. I can’t breathe.”
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