To: nickcarraway
Real smart lookin! Hey! Where’s my cat?
2 posted on
09/21/2020 2:53:40 PM PDT by
albie
To: nickcarraway
That awkward moment when you’re not sure whether to help the passenger with the python wrapped around his head or just wish the python well.
3 posted on
09/21/2020 2:57:23 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: nickcarraway
Scream and then grab a shovel and try to beat the snake off his face.
4 posted on
09/21/2020 3:03:07 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: nickcarraway
6 posted on
09/21/2020 3:10:10 PM PDT by
Flick Lives
(My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
To: nickcarraway
I recall wrestling with a friend's pet boa constrictor when I was a teenager. The boa was smaller than that python. Had it wrapped around my neck and tried to strangle me, I think I would have been able to unwrap it, but I'm not certain. That snake was STRONG.
Not a good idea to wrap snakes around your neck.
8 posted on
09/21/2020 3:36:40 PM PDT by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: nickcarraway
It certainly would help with the whole ‘social distancing’ thing.
9 posted on
09/21/2020 3:46:45 PM PDT by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: nickcarraway
About as effective as any other mask
10 posted on
09/21/2020 4:37:23 PM PDT by
maddog55
(Only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it.)
To: nickcarraway
And just then when the bus stopped, an old Lady came aboard.
Draped around her neck was something that looked like a Mink Stole. It wasn’t Mink. It was Buffy, her emotional support
Honey Badger. Buffy was somewhat over due for her lunchtime feeding. She almost never missed a meal.
No open seats on the bus.
“Oh!” said the old lady. “Here a seat, right next to the gentleman with a rather unusual face mask.”
To: nickcarraway
Whatever works!! Got him a seat on the bus, didn’t it? Any sit he wanted on the bus!!!! And a bus-fare refund.
To: nickcarraway
“My mask is too tight. I can’t breathe.”
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