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Omaha Police Arrest Krispy Kreme Robbery Suspect
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| Gina Dvorak
Posted on 09/21/2020 2:10:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Hi.
Let’s see...
Many Krispy Kreme stores give LEOs coffee and a donut free of charge. Anytime.
So, it’s like trying to rob a gun store. The odds of a bad outcome are very good.
5.56mm
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posted on
09/21/2020 2:48:40 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
To: blueunicorn6
I hope you have some good leprechaun recipes, I’m getting ready to make dinner......
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posted on
09/21/2020 2:54:17 PM PDT
by
nevergore
(I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
To: blueunicorn6
I hope you have some good leprechaun recipes, I’m getting ready to make dinner......
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posted on
09/21/2020 2:54:20 PM PDT
by
nevergore
(I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
To: nevergore
Leprechaun L’orange
It’s made with apples.
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posted on
09/21/2020 2:59:40 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: nickcarraway
“Omaha Police Arrest Krispy Kreme Robbery Suspect”
personally, i’d have gone for the jelly-filled ones and the cream-filled ones with chocolate icing ...
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posted on
09/21/2020 3:10:59 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: BigEdLB
“Stupid! Cops will always protect the donut shop”
What a fool, should have tried something easier like a Federal Reserve Bank.
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posted on
09/21/2020 3:11:45 PM PDT
by
The Antiyuppie
(Wht then small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
To: outofsalt
LOL! Now I’m jonesing for Dunkin’ Donuts.....
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posted on
09/21/2020 3:24:41 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(When aliens fly past Earth, they probably lock their doors.)
To: nickcarraway
I remember the good old days, when all we had were powdered sugar donuts, and the trail would lead right to the perp!
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posted on
09/21/2020 3:26:04 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: nickcarraway
How much dough did he make off with?
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posted on
09/21/2020 3:27:41 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
To: KierkegaardMAN
They’ll let him off for good behavior because .... he was wearing his mask when he entered the store! (ta-da) rim shot.
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posted on
09/21/2020 3:31:03 PM PDT
by
JohnEBoy
To: nickcarraway
I am confused. Did the Omaha police arrest the doughnut shop manager and staff for assaulting the black guy robbing their store by calling the police? DA charge the manager with attempted swatting murder?
To: nickcarraway
What’s Florida Man doing over there!~?
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posted on
09/21/2020 3:48:26 PM PDT
by
Bikkuri
To: nickcarraway
“Michael Moore was located 50 feet from the shop, out of breath and with sugar glaze around his mouth & $37 in his pocket. Moore was arrested and booked on suspicion of being a fat, annoying dumbass.”
To: nickcarraway
Robbing a doughnut shop.
“This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth.”
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posted on
09/21/2020 4:27:33 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
09/21/2020 5:29:53 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: blueunicorn6
Next, we’ll be reading stories about dark haired people eating leprechauns. :Pats lips with napkin and gives lady like burp:
What?
We have to keep the population under control some how!
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posted on
09/21/2020 5:41:49 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
To: nickcarraway
Was his name Nadler, by any chance?
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posted on
09/21/2020 5:52:32 PM PDT
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: nickcarraway
The perp was suffering from a sugar-high when the police found him with a white cream on his face.
To: The Antiyuppie
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posted on
09/21/2020 7:27:58 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(BigedLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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