It already exists.
Posted on 09/15/2020 5:11:34 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Doctors and dentists are reporting more cases of cracked teeth and insomnia as the coronavirus pandemic takes a toll on the nation’s stress levels.
PepsiCo’s latest drink Driftwell is pitching itself as a way to combat the problem.
Pepsi employees came up with an idea for a beverage to help consumers de-stress and relax before bed as part of an internal competition started last year by CEO Ramon Laguarta. The concept won, and the food and beverage giant went to work to make it a reality. Emily Silver, vice president of innovation and capabilities at Pepsi’s North American beverages unit, said it is the fastest new product to ever come out of the company. Driftwell will be available nationwide on e-commerce sites in December and in grocery stores by the first quarter of 2021.
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Soma
Blah , if the Dems win everything they’ll put Drugs in the Water to Control EVERYONE
You will get the reference. I have an urge to listen to “Institutionalized” by S.T. “All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn’t give it to me.”
Isn’t that what alcohol is for?
Morphine not Caffeine.
Time to bring back laudanum.
Pepsi, for sleep? LOL. OK I guess they will take the caffeine out, and put whatever they use in Tylenol PM or Sominex or something in its place. And probably not call it Pepsi. Maybe Resti?
Pepsleep
“The cause and solution to all life’s problems,” Homer Simpson.
NO THANKS!
Cracked teeth? Why?
It already exists.
..psilocybin, a naturally-occurring psychoactive and hallucinogenic compound commonly found in certain species of mushroom.
Grinding due to nerves?
Grinding due to nerves....yikes! I never heard of such a thing. Sounds expensive.
Or, for the severely financially challenged...
“Go to Sleep, You’re in the Pepsi Generation”
Best.
TV show.
Ever.
The Covid hysteria is like everyone got Aunt Irma at the same time.
Hot Toddy.
As a bonus it helps my cough.
They can send my check to FR.
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