Posted on 09/12/2020 4:50:42 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.Pioneering smart thermostat company Matrimostat announced a brand-new thermostat that will automatically set the temperature to whatever your wife wants.
The Matrimostat 2000 uses advanced quantum technology to identify your wifes temperature preference before she even mentions it --often before she even knows it! says CTO Ted Shmarmanarf. Its a lot more challenging than it sounds. Research showed that many women dont know what they want until at least an hour after they wish it had already happened, so the thermostat had to be able to accommodate for that.
"Now this is one smart thermostat."
Shmarmanarf says that the solution involved patented scanners that measure not only the temperature of the house, but also the behaviors and mood of the female spouse. The scanner identifies whether the matriarch has recently wrapped herself in a blanket, put on a jacket, or made herself some hot tea, and uses an advanced algorithm to incorporate those behaviors into its temperature adjustments.
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Matrimostat?!?
Ted Shmarmanarf?!?
ROTFLAMO!
You unmitigated cad.
A brilliant invention!
Us nerds are like politicians: we can have some crazy names.
Research that was thought to have been originally charred at a feminist bra-burning BBQ recently surfaced in the lace lining of a Victoria’s Secret triple D plunge bra showed that many women dont know what they want until at least an hour after they wish it had already happened,
Behind every successful man is a woman telling him he’s wrong.
Hey! Just because he originally came here on an H1-B is no reason to make fun of his name.
Ted is a perfectly acceptable name, I can’t bear you making fun of it.
THIS is great, so true.
LOL, if it can figure out what she wants, it should marry her!!!
That is because women are much more likely to be judgmental, they are trained at an early age to want this, and not that, and are much less accepting. It is a side effect of the needed skills for child rearing, and the consequences of pursuing Beauty
My wife is always asking if it feels cold to me - I always answer that it doesn’t...she’d have it at 80 if she could.
After a couple has been together for 15 or 20 years, the only difference between a husband and a wife is 3 degrees on the thermostat.
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