Posted on 09/01/2020 4:00:05 AM PDT by sodpoodle
I created this one back in 2009...
I want to go parasailing with Sarah Palin, but I am B’Roke O’Bummer.
Judi Bonello
I will use these!
We refer to the medieval era as “the dark ages” because it was always knight time :-)
Thanks, I needed that!
Mayonnaise a snake next to your foot!
Since I retired I can to nothing well
Wish FR would allow corrections:
Since I retired I can do nothing well
I retired, but my life keeps going around.
I thought this was a thread about the new LC500 Convertible?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
We turned our cities to char and ashes because Black Lives Matter.
Not funny?
Everybody knows that puns are the lowest form of humor. Nothing like 'em to bring out the inner child (and to eviscerate the wise).
The exalted will be humbled and the humble will be exalted:
Luke 18
15 And they brought unto him also infants, that he would touch them: but when his disciples saw it, they rebuked them.
16 But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.
17 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.
18 And a certain ruler asked him, saying, Good Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
19 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? none [is] good, save one, [that is], God.
If the King James is good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
After all, the Kingdom of God *is* the Kingdom of Good. It's the simple meaning. :)
Today’s word is.................fluctuations.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations.”
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too.”
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!
The quickest way to make antifreeze? Just steal her blanket!
I have a few jokes about unemployed people… But none of them work!
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