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Double drink when he mispronounces it "systematic."
Will Slow Joe be live or is it going to be Memorex? I suspect it will be taped. I wonder what the Vegas over / under will be on how many digital edits are made?Hollywood will earn their money tonight.
Give yourself 20 points if your drinking causes you to race to the toilet.
This will not be a live speech. It will be pre recoded and heavily edited.
It will be per-recorded. If you want to get drunk, just drink every time the video is spliced. I guarantee you’ll be passed out 5 minutes into it.
Triple score each time he says, “Period!”
Fun list! You’ve got him so pegged we’ll all be blitzed four minutes in. I’d add pandering and victimization, particularly on reparations and black lives matter. And I fully expect some garble on climate change #s and how many cases of Corona beer the US has come down with. Come on, man!
I’m sure he’ll have a high (as in count, not in substance use) viewership, but only because they’re wanting to see him go off the rails ‘live’.
It’ll be working man Joe lecturing us on equality for wimmins.
And he’ll claim to own firearms.
Gay
Ran
Teed
Unite
How much for a ‘come on man’?
People, no human liver could cope with so many drinking triggers by Joe Blow.
“C’mon man”. How much booze can our liver handle?
Or is that too much of a slam dunk and a guaranteed shot?
no sure how long the thread will last but it is a good un
I wonder if there is a time delay built into the broadcast so they can edit it out if Biden goes completely off the rails?
1000 points if Biden mentions "Corn Pop"
25 points if tells a long and meandering story about his youth in Scranton
25 points if claims to be mentally fit, not a trace of dementia etc.
10 points for ever time he makes a reference that demonstrates how old and out of touch he is (kids these days listening to records, using a phone booth, sending a Fax, etc)
10 points for every minor gaffe (mispronounced name, incorrect date)
25 points for ever moderate gaffe (forgetting what state or city the convention is in, referring to his son as his brother or his sister as his wife)
75 points for a major gaffe (forgetting he's running for President, forgetting the name of his VP)
50 points for any statement that could be construed as racially problematic, (All the Indian 7-11 clerks love me, Trump will put you all back in chains)
10 points for every time he loses his place on the teleprompter (less than 10 seconds to recover)
25 points if he loses his place for more than 10 seconds and obviously sputters and stumbles
50 Points if at some point in the speech he has to make hand signals to an aide to feed him the next line.