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Biden: 'A Black Woman Will Become President Over My Dead Body'
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/13/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/16/2020 5:03:12 PM PDT by BipolarBob

WILMINGTON, DE—In a campaign speech today, presidential candidate Joe Biden, with running mate Kamala Harris at this side, debuted his hopeful new slogan. “I want to be absolutely clear,” Biden announced. “I’ll be dead in the cold, cold ground before a black woman becomes president!”

"I mean it: A black woman will become president over my dead body!"

Some thought maybe the statement was just another racist gaffe from Biden, but Dems applauded the statement, much to Biden's confusion.

The new slogan, which outlines how the U.S. would achieve the milestone of having a black woman as president if Biden was elected, received huge cheers, especially from Kamala Harris herself. “That’s right!” Biden continued shouting. “I’ll be in a coffin before we see someone like her become president!” He then pointed to Harris, who gave him a thumbs-up, eliciting more cheers.

“Not while I’m alive! Not while I’m alive!” Biden finished his speech before going into a coughing fit, which earned him a standing ovation. "Over my dead body! Over my dead body..."


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bidenmentia
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To: BipolarBob
Joe Biden: “…my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle.”
21 posted on 08/16/2020 5:47:28 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Stranger things have happened!


22 posted on 08/16/2020 6:06:13 PM PDT by Vercingetorixbc (Veni, Vedi, Butti - I came, I saw, I kicked butt)
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To: BipolarBob
Kamala was heard to say that Joe would go "hard".

I hear she's the expert.

23 posted on 08/16/2020 6:13:36 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: BipolarBob

Harris:”That can be arranged”.


24 posted on 08/16/2020 7:13:24 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: BipolarBob

The Babylon Bee gets it more right than the MSM.


25 posted on 08/16/2020 7:29:44 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: BipolarBob

The BB is on target with this one.


26 posted on 08/16/2020 7:35:52 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: fella

wait are we talking about the BabylonBee or BipolarBob


27 posted on 08/16/2020 8:30:50 PM PDT by gdc61 (LOL not.)
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To: Vercingetorixbc
Stranger things have happened!

Sandy Berger is appointed to lead the cover up> investigation.

28 posted on 08/17/2020 3:15:19 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
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