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Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 1 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/01/2020 7:47:00 PM PDT by xp38

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, "I'm so close I can smell her."

Biden's staff says Joe has been pacing the halls of capitol buildings, congress, and the Senate sniffing the air like a starve-crazed bloodhound in search of the perfect female candidate. "He's huffing longer, deeper inhalations," said his campaign manager Greg Schultz. "That means he's getting really close." Biden's staff says at the rate he is sniffing, he'll definitely have a VP pick by the first week of August.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden
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To: xp38

Thank you for not putting the sarc tag on this.


21 posted on 08/01/2020 8:16:05 PM PDT by lizma2
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To: xp38

He will pick the candidate that gives him the most cents.


22 posted on 08/01/2020 8:20:24 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: xp38

OK - that’s a winner!


23 posted on 08/01/2020 8:29:00 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
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To: xp38

0biden is sniffing the air for a running mate?

In that case Kamalalalalala probably has a leg up on the others.


24 posted on 08/01/2020 8:34:27 PM PDT by TigersEye (Covid is over. We have been conditioned by it. The Cultural Revolution has begun.)
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To: xp38

Well, if he or his campaign handlers pick a black woman, you can be sure that Joe won’t be doing any sniffing around her, at all. Black women are not his type. If he had any choice in the matter, it wouldn’t be a black woman being picked for the VP nomination.


25 posted on 08/01/2020 8:39:43 PM PDT by adorno
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To: xp38

Please tell me that he did not say that. Gross!


26 posted on 08/01/2020 8:45:52 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give Me Liberty or Give me Death!")
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To: xp38

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... HAHAHAHAHAHA ...


27 posted on 08/01/2020 8:46:34 PM PDT by eastsider
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To: xp38

To add to my post, I thought this was satire.


28 posted on 08/01/2020 8:46:39 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give Me Liberty or Give me Death!")
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To: All

So the Babylon Bee is satire?


29 posted on 08/01/2020 8:48:16 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give Me Liberty or Give me Death!")
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To: xp38

Yep - that’s what he does.


30 posted on 08/01/2020 8:50:25 PM PDT by SkyDancer (~ Pilots: Looking Down On People Since 1903 ~)
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To: proud American in Canada

Yep, it is.


31 posted on 08/01/2020 9:20:28 PM PDT by oldteen
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To: smvoice

You need to add the word to your dictionary.


32 posted on 08/01/2020 9:22:35 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: xp38
When I memorize John Lennon's "Imagine." I'll play and sing that song with the more appropriate Babylon Bee lyrics.
33 posted on 08/01/2020 9:41:45 PM PDT by Stepan12 (potusm)
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To: xp38

The Bee strikes again.


34 posted on 08/01/2020 10:21:01 PM PDT by sauropod (I will not comply.)
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To: proud American in Canada

The best satire skirts close to the truth.


35 posted on 08/01/2020 11:09:33 PM PDT by Flick Lives (My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
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OMG

LOL


36 posted on 08/01/2020 11:37:29 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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37 posted on 08/02/2020 12:43:11 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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38 posted on 08/02/2020 12:58:57 AM PDT by Boomer (Leftists/Leftism ruins everything it touches.)
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To: dragnet2

#11. Re “smells like fish”. Are you talking about comrade Sandra Bass (D-CA)? Or Stacey Abrams, the whale-lady?

Or Cameltoe Harris, the California senator who is an expert on poles?

Nancy Pelosi? The Helen Thomas smell-alike?

Maybe Maxine “The Lips” Waters. It is her wig that smells like a bag of rotten shrimp.


39 posted on 08/02/2020 2:00:24 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: xp38

Kamala Harris is so eager for the job, she’s breathing in Joe’s nostrils again.


40 posted on 08/02/2020 3:14:25 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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