Posted on 08/01/2020 7:47:00 PM PDT by xp38
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, "I'm so close I can smell her."
Biden's staff says Joe has been pacing the halls of capitol buildings, congress, and the Senate sniffing the air like a starve-crazed bloodhound in search of the perfect female candidate. "He's huffing longer, deeper inhalations," said his campaign manager Greg Schultz. "That means he's getting really close." Biden's staff says at the rate he is sniffing, he'll definitely have a VP pick by the first week of August.
Thank you for not putting the sarc tag on this.
He will pick the candidate that gives him the most cents.
OK - that’s a winner!
0biden is sniffing the air for a running mate?
In that case Kamalalalalala probably has a leg up on the others.
Well, if he or his campaign handlers pick a black woman, you can be sure that Joe won’t be doing any sniffing around her, at all. Black women are not his type. If he had any choice in the matter, it wouldn’t be a black woman being picked for the VP nomination.
Please tell me that he did not say that. Gross!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... HAHAHAHAHAHA ...
To add to my post, I thought this was satire.
So the Babylon Bee is satire?
Yep - that’s what he does.
Yep, it is.
You need to add the word to your dictionary.
The Bee strikes again.
The best satire skirts close to the truth.
OMG
LOL
#11. Re “smells like fish”. Are you talking about comrade Sandra Bass (D-CA)? Or Stacey Abrams, the whale-lady?
Or Cameltoe Harris, the California senator who is an expert on poles?
Nancy Pelosi? The Helen Thomas smell-alike?
Maybe Maxine “The Lips” Waters. It is her wig that smells like a bag of rotten shrimp.
Kamala Harris is so eager for the job, she’s breathing in Joe’s nostrils again.
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