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Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her
The Babylon Bee ^
| August 1 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/01/2020 7:47:00 PM PDT by xp38
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, "I'm so close I can smell her."
Biden's staff says Joe has been pacing the halls of capitol buildings, congress, and the Senate sniffing the air like a starve-crazed bloodhound in search of the perfect female candidate. "He's huffing longer, deeper inhalations," said his campaign manager Greg Schultz. "That means he's getting really close." Biden's staff says at the rate he is sniffing, he'll definitely have a VP pick by the first week of August.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden
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The smell of Biden!
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:47:00 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
We’ll know when he lifts his leg and pres on her.
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:48:01 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
To: xp38
The Scent of a Running Mate.
To: smvoice
You KNOW I did not type “pres”. Why does autocorrect have to be so ignorant?
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:49:23 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
To: xp38
I thought "Oh, no, he didn't". Then I saw it was from the Babylon Bee and was very disappointed he really didn't.
Biden is looking for someone who smells like Evian skin cream and L'Air du Temps perfume.
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:51:02 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: Texas Eagle
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:53:20 PM PDT
by
moehoward
To: smvoice
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:54:21 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: moehoward
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:55:36 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Texas Eagle
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:56:07 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(The cost of abortion is a human sacrifice.)
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:58:23 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: xp38
Crap! I almost missed that this was Babylon Bee.
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:01:50 PM PDT
by
CatOwner
To: xp38
Though from the 'Bee, Biteme's hunt for a VP seems much like the failed TV show The Bachelor.
Will he present a rose to his pick?
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:02:59 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:03:26 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Prediction: G. Maxwell will surprise everyone by not dying anytime soon.)
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:03:47 PM PDT
by
Red6
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:05:14 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
To: xp38
“like a one-eyed Jack peeping in a seafood store
Get out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans.”
You probably have to be as old as Joe to remember “Shake rattle and roll”
To: Texas Eagle
You’re right. I should know better than try to out-best HAL. ...sigh... :)
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:08:00 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
To: xp38
They said he drank a lot of water and ran his tongue across the carpet after sniffing Kamala Harris. The smell of rotten skank whore was overwhelming.
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:11:43 PM PDT
by
cquiggy
To: xp38
He’s gonna have to sniff one out!
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:15:24 PM PDT
by
Samurai_Jack
(Democrats are not the enemy, Republicans are not your friends. We're on our own folks!)
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