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Fun Idea for Work...Master
vanity
| 07/28/2020
| ealgeone
Posted on 07/28/2020 6:07:21 PM PDT by ealgeone
In light of how people are saying they want to be called, him/her, it, etc....try this at work.
Tell them you now identify as:
MASTER.
This is how they must now address you.
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: master; speechpolice; stupidvanity
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To: bhl
This is/was the correct way to identify a young male. As on the old Family Affair TV Show. The young boy was addressed as “Master Jody Davis” by the butler, Mr. French.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:30:43 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: who_would_fardels_bear
I still call the guy who hired me boss.
I also call some of my friends that. It's kind of a term of endearment or friendship.
Our society gets to "triggered" over too many words.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:31:41 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: John Milner
I remember getting letters like that when I was a kid.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:32:17 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: ealgeone
I'm becoming too sensitive. I think it's the fluoride or the estrogen in the water corrupting my precious bodily fluids.
To: who_would_fardels_bear
I see what you did there in your second sentence. Nicely done.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:35:25 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: ealgeone
I am a Master Mason and Master of my lodge
Does that count?
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:39:17 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: bhl
I was called “Master” for my last 8 years in the USN...short for Master Chief.
Didn’t bother anyone.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:40:05 PM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I wanna be the first person to surf on another planet....)
To: ealgeone
I think I’ll go w/ b*tch.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:44:14 PM PDT
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: ealgeone
I remember getting letters like that when I was a kid.As did young Norman in the movie Psycho. That may have been the beginning of his mental problems.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:47:01 PM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(Become a monthly donor and stamp out FReepathons.)
To: lee martell
No Body Does it Better
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:50:59 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Vendome
To: ealgeone
I read a piece a few years ago where a college student insisted he be referred to as "his majesty".
Fox covered it: www.youtube.com
To: ealgeone
I dont fool around with titles. I merely ask that I always be addressed by my full name. Which is:
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kürstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Eine Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten mit Zweimache Luber Hundsfut Gumberaber Shönendanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler Raucher von Hautkopf, of Ulm.
(Award yourself five bonus points if you knew that was a Monty Python reference.)
https://youtu.be/yYMRjnM6j6w
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posted on
07/28/2020 7:02:19 PM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: lee martell
I had such a crush on her...
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posted on
07/28/2020 7:22:22 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: John Milner
There was a guy in my junior high years whose last name was Bates. Of COURSE his buddies called him Master Bates.
To: Vendome
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posted on
07/28/2020 7:29:06 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(READ,,,Stanford Prison Experiment)
To: ealgeone
But...I thought Master was being banned, ie Master Bedroom
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posted on
07/28/2020 7:40:25 PM PDT
by
goodnesswins
(The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution." -- Saul Alinksy)
To: ealgeone
Master: pronounced maa-sah
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posted on
07/28/2020 8:27:38 PM PDT
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: bhl
If you feel like being REALLY obnoxious, ask to be called Massa instead of Master. The fecal matter may REALLY impact the ventilation equipment.
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posted on
07/28/2020 9:31:36 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
To: ealgeone
Ironically they will deny it initially, until you tell them is is how you identify sexually. Once you make it a sexual orientation, they’ll have to comply.
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posted on
07/28/2020 10:22:39 PM PDT
by
AnonymousConservative
(How did politics evolve in animals? Check out r/K Selection Theory. (www.anonymousconservative.com))
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