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Fun Idea for Work...Master
vanity
| 07/28/2020
| ealgeone
Posted on 07/28/2020 6:07:21 PM PDT by ealgeone
In light of how people are saying they want to be called, him/her, it, etc....try this at work.
Tell them you now identify as:
MASTER.
This is how they must now address you.
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: master; speechpolice; stupidvanity
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:07:21 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: ealgeone
2
posted on
07/28/2020 6:08:32 PM PDT
by
simpson96
To: ealgeone
What a tangled web they have woven.
To: ealgeone
I call one of my crew Kunta Brent-tay
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:10:08 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: Smellin Salt
They really would have no choice but to honor your request.
Taking this from Rush...illustrating the absurd with the absurd.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:10:53 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: ealgeone
If asked, I will proclaim my pronouns as eff and u.
6
posted on
07/28/2020 6:11:35 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
To: ealgeone
I wish to be addressed as the Syntachnist of Darkness.
To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.
This could really shake up the workplace.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:13:47 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: ealgeone
“They really would have no choice but to honor your request.”
You would think so wouldn’t you/ But according to the poster put out by the Smithsonian, logic and rational thought are characteristics of ‘whiteness’ and therefore must be shunned by all right-thinking people.
9
posted on
07/28/2020 6:14:14 PM PDT
by
hanamizu
Would not even be funny as an SNL skit..
Go ahead and tell a black person to call you master.. Good way to get punched, fired and/or sued.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:15:20 PM PDT
by
bhl
To: ealgeone
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:15:22 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Flying Colours....)
To: ealgeone
I'm going with Your Royal Highness because Apache Attack Helicopter is already taken.
To: bhl
IF we have to correctly use the right pronoun or whatever or face the consequences, I don’t see a problem with my idea.
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:16:49 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: bhl
Before the shutdown when I would go out to restaurants or to shop I would often be referred to as 'boss'.
I found this a bit disconcerting, especially when the person saying this was Black.
To: who_would_fardels_bear
Thought YRH had been taken? But hey, go for it!
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:17:40 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: ealgeone
16
posted on
07/28/2020 6:18:45 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: ealgeone
Tell them you now identify as:
MASTER. NI%$ER
This is how they must now address you.
Try it this way!
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:26:38 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
To: ealgeone
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:27:48 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Where do you find the word "except" in the 2nd Amendment?)
To: ealgeone
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posted on
07/28/2020 6:29:05 PM PDT
by
CatOwner
To: ealgeone
Where is Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jennie 1968) when you need her? Nobody does it better.
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