[simpson96]

Lol

[Smellin Salt]

What a tangled web they have woven.

[digger48]

I call one of my crew Kunta Brent-tay

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

If asked, I will proclaim my pronouns as eff and u.

[SamAdams76]

I wish to be addressed as the Syntachnist of Darkness.

[Salamander]

I prefer “My Liege”

[who_would_fardels_bear]

I'm going with Your Royal Highness because Apache Attack Helicopter is already taken.

[BenLurkin]

[eyeamok]

Tell them you now identify as:

MASTER. NI%$ER

This is how they must now address you.

Try it this way!

[Blood of Tyrants]

HAHA!

[CatOwner]

(Self-Ordained) Reverend

[lee martell]

Where is Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jennie 1968) when you need her? Nobody does it better.

[Vendome]

I am a Master Mason and Master of my lodge

Does that count?

[leaning conservative]

I think I’ll go w/ b*tch.

[Captain Walker]

I read a piece a few years ago where a college student insisted he be referred to as "his majesty".

Fox covered it: www.youtube.com

[Leaning Right]

I don’t fool around with titles. I merely ask that I always be addressed by my full name. Which is:

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kürstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Eine Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten mit Zweimache Luber Hundsfut Gumberaber Shönendanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler Raucher von Hautkopf, of Ulm.

(Award yourself five bonus points if you knew that was a Monty Python reference.)

https://youtu.be/yYMRjnM6j6w

[Jan_Sobieski]

Master: pronounced “maa-sah“

[AnonymousConservative]

Ironically they will deny it initially, until you tell them is is how you identify sexually. Once you make it a sexual orientation, they’ll have to comply.