[Leaning Right]

I don’t fool around with titles. I merely ask that I always be addressed by my full name. Which is:

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kürstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Eine Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten mit Zweimache Luber Hundsfut Gumberaber Shönendanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler Raucher von Hautkopf, of Ulm.

(Award yourself five bonus points if you knew that was a Monty Python reference.)

https://youtu.be/yYMRjnM6j6w

[Moltke]

“Hundsfut” is a naughty word. No idea how they managed to get that past the censors...

[Stanwood_Dave]

So, I guess I have to accept 10 demerits.

I was really trying hard to say all of the names. And then it hit me "No-Way" is this real.

I'm an idiot.