Posted on 07/25/2020 5:07:22 PM PDT by warrant311
- Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!
-Having trouble staying at home? Shave your eyebrows off.
- I'll bet a million dollars the same people that stockpiled toilet rolls are the same people who speed up in overtaking lanes.
- During self isolation..
Dogs: "Oh My god, you're here all day and this is the best as I can love you, see you, be with you and follow you! I am so excited because you are the greatest and I love you being here so much!
Cats: "What the hell are you still doing here?"
- I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about Coronavirus, he never catches anything.
-Social distancing rule: If you can smell their fart, move further apart.
- The Coronavirus has achieved what no female has every been able to achieve. It has cancelled sports, closed all bars and kept all guys at home!
Source [Keep Laughing Forever](https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/top-10-corona-virus-jokes)
https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/top-10-corona-virus-jokes
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Keep looking... There’s got to be some ‘funny’ jokes out there somewhere.
I worked with several guys who shared an apartment. They had a kegger and one of them passed out on the couch. As penance, they shaved off ONE of his eyebrows. Was he pissed? In more ways than one! I’m chuckling about it now, and it’s been 12 years or so...
Dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. Cats think we have been fired, thus proving that we are the total losers they always thought we were.
LOL !
Today, we passed a grim milestone, as the one millionth case of somebody appearing on TV with no mask telling us all to wear a mask was recorded.
Also, the number of unexplained reports by people in masks nowhere near any other person reached 250,000.
The latest advice from the CDC is to wear a mask except when not wearing a mask.
COVID has saved me a lot of money.
Without all my “friends” stopping over all the time, I have cut my beer budget in half.
I used to cough to cover up a fart. Now I fart to cover up a cough.
Just recd this hilarious Face Diaper video & GMail bounced every email that I sent it to. I chgd the subject to Pecan Pie Recipe and it went. Censorship on Google, FB, & Twitter must be stopped!
https://twitter.com/V_actually/status/1287137010889752577
OMG!! Too funny. A face diaper for sure.
ping
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