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MLB Fans To Wear Masks (Satire)
7/23/20 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 07/23/2020 6:02:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Major League Baseball fans will be required to wear masks when attending baseball games during the abbreviated/bastardized season. Following advice received from Slow Joe Biden and Dr. Fauci, the Major League Baseball Commissioner has ruled that the cardboard cutouts sold to baseball fans for attendance at MLB games are considered fans and are required to wear COVID19 masks.

These official approved masks are available from the Commissioner's office for $100 each and will be placed on the purchasers cardboard cutout after the credit card transaction is completed. Cutouts without official approved COVID19 masks will be removed before the game and burned.

Proceeds from the sale of COVID19 masks will be used for BLM and ANTIFA bail requirements.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Sports
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 07/23/2020 6:02:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Time for MLB to sink below the woke waves.


2 posted on 07/23/2020 6:13:42 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: RetiredTexasVet
This one works about as good as most of the others at stopping Covid


3 posted on 07/23/2020 6:23:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The spouse has a baseball game on as I call it a night.

Bunch of kneeling types.

They make me sick.

I’m glad I haven’t cared about sports since the mid 80s.


4 posted on 07/23/2020 7:01:44 PM PDT by wally_bert (Transmission tone, Selma.)
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