There’s a Washington football bombshell coming and it’s not about the name

New York Post ^ | July 15, 2020 | By Howie Kussoy

[ConservativeStatement]

Not long after the Washington owner announced that his team would no longer be known as the Redskins, a series of cryptic tweets from local reporters emerged, warning of an imminent bombshell set to shake the franchise to its core.

[PGR88]

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!
Run or pass and score—We want a lot more!
Beat ‘em, Swamp ‘em,
Touchdown! — Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on ‘Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!
Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

[ConservativeStatement]

Michelle would make a good offensive lineman.

[V_TWIN]

NFL owners may be the most exclusive boys club in the world.

[treetopsandroofs]

I dunno, just copied it from the article.

CBS being mad about it already makes me happy, though I’m not even a football fan.

[mewzilla]

Could it have been another Snyder, Duck not Dan?

[kaehurowing]

If it’s by WaPo it will start, “Six former and current government unnamed officials have told WaPo that: [Insert fabricated message here].

[V_TWIN]

I always thought linebacker

[treetopsandroofs]

Even better, he won’t wear a cup.

[mewzilla]

Rumors on Twitter that it’s a coup to get rid of Snyder.

[kaehurowing]

How about the Washington Rednecks? They can start flying Confederate flags at the games.

[CJ Wolf]

Whoops I think that was Dan Schneider. My bad.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

We may never know what crimes.
The indictments were sealed by Huber before he left...

[mewzilla]

Could it have been Dick Snyder, not Dan Snyder?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They are going to keep the "Redskins" part and drop the Washington DC?

[satan]

The Washington Redskin Cheerleader Call Girls aka Red Tails.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Hey!
They are called “compression pants” and I look faaaabulous in mine.

[V_TWIN]

That’ll work. Play Dixie before the game.

[mewzilla]

So Dan’s just a wuss, not a perv. At the moment anyway. Well, that’s a relief!

[Songcraft]

They're moving to Communist China.   From now on, they're going to be called the "Red China Yellowskins".

[11th_VA]

- Dan Snyder was the first NFL owner to charge fans to visit training camps

- Dan Snyder got an exclusive Redskins Mastercard, and told fans they could only pay for season tickets with a Redskins Master card

- Dan Snyder erected a fence around FEDEX Field so fans had to pay $60 to park in HIS Parking Lot, or they would have to walk 1/2 mile around to get in the entrance

Not sure I could be shocked anymore ...