Posted on 07/04/2020 1:07:15 PM PDT by Cvengr
The District of Columbia informed the team that they cannot return to playing within the district until they have a name that is more fitting for a team representing the capital of our country. To that end, the team officially announced today they would be renaming themselves to "The Washington Lizard People."
"This is a much better name, far more reflective of the great city of Washington, D.C.," said Eleanor Holmes Norton, D.C.'s representative. "All the politicians, bureaucrats, and leaders here in the district felt the name had great appeal."
... Politicians immediately expressed their support for the name change, saying they can relate to a team called the Lizard People. "I see a name like Lizard People, and I know that's a team I can be proud of," said Adam Schiff, his eyes hungrily following a fly buzzing around the room. He licked his lips. "Much better than that Redskins nonsense. Hey, look over there, is that Vladimir Putin?" As reporters turned to look, Schiff shot a long tongue out of his mouth, lightning-quick, and nabbed the fly. "Oh, must have been mistaken," he said, shrugging.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The Washington Reptoids.
The Washington Tax & Spenders
The Washington Budget Busters
The Washington Deficits
How about the 4 SKINS.
The Washington Lobbyists.
I don’t care what they call it I’ve always hated Football
The DC Diversities.
The Washington Burdens. It honors both a Kipling poem and the ever growing weight of the federal government on our backs.
Too Jewish.
How about Swamp gators?
Reptiles...cold blooded.
Washington Criminals
Washington Snakes
Washington Weasels
Washington Backstabbers
Washington Double Talkers
My goodness, the possibilities are endless!
Swamp Rats.
Washington Pillagers
Washington Traitors
Washington Venom
Washington Liars
The Bee has been on a tear today!
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Redskins Change Name To ‘Lizard People’ To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C.
Too Jewish or too sexy?
Chameleons would be most appropriate for Washington, where everybody changes their colors and beliefs to keep up with the latest political trend or cause.
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