Posted on 07/04/2020 1:07:15 PM PDT by Cvengr
The District of Columbia informed the team that they cannot return to playing within the district until they have a name that is more fitting for a team representing the capital of our country. To that end, the team officially announced today they would be renaming themselves to "The Washington Lizard People."
"This is a much better name, far more reflective of the great city of Washington, D.C.," said Eleanor Holmes Norton, D.C.'s representative. "All the politicians, bureaucrats, and leaders here in the district felt the name had great appeal."
... Politicians immediately expressed their support for the name change, saying they can relate to a team called the Lizard People. "I see a name like Lizard People, and I know that's a team I can be proud of," said Adam Schiff, his eyes hungrily following a fly buzzing around the room. He licked his lips. "Much better than that Redskins nonsense. Hey, look over there, is that Vladimir Putin?" As reporters turned to look, Schiff shot a long tongue out of his mouth, lightning-quick, and nabbed the fly. "Oh, must have been mistaken," he said, shrugging.
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LOL, I was thinking sewer rats
How about the Pork Skins?
Sellouts.
I would have thought Swamp Scum would be better...but only because San Fran has “Turds” locked up.
“First and 10 for the Scum on their own 20...”
Snake-in-the-grass skins
Snakeskins for short?
ValJar will be ecstatic.
Thin skins
The Washington Capitulaters is more appropriate
Fail Whales would fit.
Washington Bolsheviks....Red helmets with a hammer and sickle on them
foreskins
Swamp Things!!!
Potato Redskins
State Governor Mandates Everyone Wear Snorkels In Case They Fall In A Pool
July 4th, 2020
“Starting today,” he said, “All citizens of my state will be required to wear a snorkel at all times, both indoors and out. This will prevent thousands of tragic deaths resulting from people falling in their backyard pools. SCIENCE says we must do this.”
The Washington Deep Staters
The Washington Pork Barrelers
The Washington Quid Pro Quos
The Washington Grifters
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