Posted on 06/08/2020 7:17:40 AM PDT by Morgana
The FBI believes a Virginia man accidentally amputated his own hand while making an explosive device that may have been designed with the aim to kill 'hot cheerleaders'.
Cole Carini, 23, of Richlands, arrived at the Clinch Valley Medical Center on June 2 with a missing hand and shrapnel wounds on his neck and throat. Several fingers on his other hand were also missing. He claimed the injuries were the result of a lawn mowing accident.
However, a police officer who arrived at medical facility to interview Carini soon turned suspicious after learning the young man had previously been convicted on explosives charges.
Officers soon obtained a warrant to search Carini's home, and called in the FBI who discovered drops of blood that lead from a minivan outside the residence to a bedroom on the second floor of the property.
According to an arrest affidavit, investigators found 'a piece of human skin' and 'a skin colored chunk believed to be flesh' inside that bedroom.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Way to ruin your sex life chum.
celibacy is not involuntary, especially when one has bookers as an option.
Shoulda made a bigger bomb.
Looks like the only “hot cheerleaders” he managed to kill were Palmela Handerson, and Rosie Palm......
He’s gonna really need that other hand now.
“especially when one has bookers as an option.”
Cory Bookers?
;)
Since he was planning to blow-up hot cheerleaders, one must assume he has chosen the perverted lifestyle of homosexuality.
he blew his hand off, not . . . never mind.
“celibacy is not involuntary, especially when one has bookers as an option.”
When you are in a drought sometimes you have to lower your standards and go ‘ugly’.
I think the keyword in the headline is “celebate”.
“celibate”. drat.
Still....”blowing up hot cheerleaders” is indicative of an angry homo - celebate or not.
This paragraph belies the headline:
Roger was dubbed an ‘incel [or involuntarily celibate] killer’. According to the Daily Beast, incel-related violence has been linked to at least 53 deaths in recent years. It is unclear whether Carini is involuntarily celibate.
Regardless of its accuracy, that headline gives a run for the money to “HEADLESS BODY FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR”, which heretofore had been the gold standard.
Wow! Can’t even wank. Sad.
Sounds like one of those guys who blows his hands off with a pipe bomb by drilling the fuse hole AFTER loading it with black powder.
It is when one tries to get it and can’t.
That’s like the perfect script to the worst grindhouse flick EVER.
I think the ladies were right to celibate this guy.
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