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1 posted on 06/08/2020 7:17:40 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Way to ruin your sex life chum.


2 posted on 06/08/2020 7:19:39 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Morgana

celibacy is not involuntary, especially when one has bookers as an option.


3 posted on 06/08/2020 7:20:14 AM PDT by Morpheus2009
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To: Morgana

Looks like the only “hot cheerleaders” he managed to kill were Palmela Handerson, and Rosie Palm......


5 posted on 06/08/2020 7:22:21 AM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy saints surrounded.)
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To: Morgana

He’s gonna really need that other hand now.


6 posted on 06/08/2020 7:23:02 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Morgana

Since he was planning to blow-up hot cheerleaders, one must assume he has chosen the perverted lifestyle of homosexuality.


8 posted on 06/08/2020 7:24:06 AM PDT by newfreep
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To: Morgana

Wow! Can’t even wank. Sad.

Sounds like one of those guys who blows his hands off with a pipe bomb by drilling the fuse hole AFTER loading it with black powder.


16 posted on 06/08/2020 7:36:07 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Morgana

That’s like the perfect script to the worst grindhouse flick EVER.


18 posted on 06/08/2020 7:37:31 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
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To: Morgana
😂
19 posted on 06/08/2020 7:38:03 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: Morgana

I think the ladies were right to celibate this guy.


20 posted on 06/08/2020 7:38:53 AM PDT by Moonman62 (http://www.freerepublic.com/~moonman62/)
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To: Morgana

The left and political correctness always changes the language..

Involuntary Celibate = Can’t get laid....

His chances of getting laid were already next to impossible, now they are totally impossible and without hands he’s also with without alternative self-gratification


21 posted on 06/08/2020 7:39:14 AM PDT by srmanuel
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To: Morgana

I always tell my grown kids ... the E.R. is a sure way to get law enforcement involved in your life. Especially with kids and d.c.f. lurking inside every E.R.


23 posted on 06/08/2020 7:40:31 AM PDT by George from New England
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To: Morgana

Typically, when you can’t get a GF, there’s something wrong with your character and not necessarily what you were born with looks-wise. This guy was probably a creeper.


24 posted on 06/08/2020 7:40:56 AM PDT by grimalkin (Communism is the final logic of the dehumanization of man. -Fulton J. Sheen)
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To: Morgana
Well, he won't need to shave THAT palm anymore.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hair%20to%20grow%20on%20the%20palm%20of%20your%20hand

26 posted on 06/08/2020 7:48:23 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Morgana

The worst thing about all this is I can’t stop hearing Kool & the Gang’s “Celibate Good Times”.


29 posted on 06/08/2020 7:51:23 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: Morgana

From Stripes: “Blowed Up, Sir!”


33 posted on 06/08/2020 7:57:30 AM PDT by ReleaseTheHounds ("The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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To: Morgana

How about some sympathy here?! The poor man just lost the love of his life!


36 posted on 06/08/2020 8:24:46 AM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: Morgana

“making a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders”

seems to me that blowing up hot cheerleaders isn’t a good way to get a date ...


38 posted on 06/08/2020 9:16:14 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Morgana
I hate when that happens...

Wonder if the hand met 72 Virgin HANDS? 😋

39 posted on 06/08/2020 9:23:52 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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