1 posted on
06/08/2020 7:17:40 AM PDT by
Morgana
To: Morgana
Way to ruin your sex life chum.
To: Morgana
celibacy is not involuntary, especially when one has bookers as an option.
To: Morgana
Looks like the only “hot cheerleaders” he managed to kill were Palmela Handerson, and Rosie Palm......
5 posted on
06/08/2020 7:22:21 AM PDT by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy saints surrounded.)
To: Morgana
Hes gonna really need that other hand now.
6 posted on
06/08/2020 7:23:02 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: Morgana
Since he was planning to blow-up hot cheerleaders, one must assume he has chosen the perverted lifestyle of homosexuality.
8 posted on
06/08/2020 7:24:06 AM PDT by
newfreep
To: Morgana
Wow! Cant even wank. Sad.
Sounds like one of those guys who blows his hands off with a pipe bomb by drilling the fuse hole AFTER loading it with black powder.
16 posted on
06/08/2020 7:36:07 AM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Morgana
That’s like the perfect script to the worst grindhouse flick EVER.
18 posted on
06/08/2020 7:37:31 AM PDT by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
To: Morgana
😂
19 posted on
06/08/2020 7:38:03 AM PDT by
EEGator
To: Morgana
I think the ladies were right to celibate this guy.
20 posted on
06/08/2020 7:38:53 AM PDT by
Moonman62
(http://www.freerepublic.com/~moonman62/)
To: Morgana
The left and political correctness always changes the language..
Involuntary Celibate = Can’t get laid....
His chances of getting laid were already next to impossible, now they are totally impossible and without hands he’s also with without alternative self-gratification
21 posted on
06/08/2020 7:39:14 AM PDT by
srmanuel
To: Morgana
I always tell my grown kids ... the E.R. is a sure way to get law enforcement involved in your life. Especially with kids and d.c.f. lurking inside every E.R.
To: Morgana
Typically, when you can’t get a GF, there’s something wrong with your character and not necessarily what you were born with looks-wise. This guy was probably a creeper.
24 posted on
06/08/2020 7:40:56 AM PDT by
grimalkin
(Communism is the final logic of the dehumanization of man. -Fulton J. Sheen)
To: Morgana
26 posted on
06/08/2020 7:48:23 AM PDT by
moovova
To: Morgana
The worst thing about all this is I can’t stop hearing Kool & the Gang’s “Celibate Good Times”.
To: Morgana
From Stripes: “Blowed Up, Sir!”
33 posted on
06/08/2020 7:57:30 AM PDT by
ReleaseTheHounds
("The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
To: Morgana
How about some sympathy here?! The poor man just lost the love of his life!
36 posted on
06/08/2020 8:24:46 AM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: Morgana
“making a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders”
seems to me that blowing up hot cheerleaders isn’t a good way to get a date ...
38 posted on
06/08/2020 9:16:14 AM PDT by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Morgana
I hate when that happens...
Wonder if the hand met 72 Virgin HANDS? 😋
39 posted on
06/08/2020 9:23:52 AM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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