Posted on 06/04/2020 4:37:15 AM PDT by ChuckR163
A police officer pulls over an old lady in a car. He approaches her and asks for her driver's license and insurance. The he asks: "Do you have any weapons in the car?"
Little Old Lady: Why yes, I have a .38 in my purse.
Officer: Ok, do you have any other weapons in the car?
LOL: Yes, There's this gun in the glove compartment.
Officer: Hmm. Do you have any other weapons in the car ma'am?
LOL: Well there's this .50 cal pistol under the seat.
Officer: Lady, why do you have all these guns? What are you afraid of?
Lady: Not a damn thing!
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, “TIMES UP”?
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, “TIMES UP”?
Oh man, that was funny! You oughta be punished for a writin that.
Except in D.C., Chicago, New York, ... where said 'little old lady spends the rest of her life in PRISON!
Works for me!!!
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