Fecal shedding. We all do it.
Flatus-19
Funny, I was thinking the same thing earlier after farting. I asked my wife if there were ass masks. She said to get a dog diaper. What? She said they’re for controlling bleeding of dogs in heat. I didn’t know, but heck if I will wear one.
That might be funny if we weren’t in the middle of The Year Of Living Stupid. I’m sure if the CDC recommended a #9 cork up your ass as a prevention that there would be a run on corks by morning.
I can’t wait to see Fauci and Dr. Scarf wearing an ass mask.
If I’m wearing a 3M n95 mask, I usually don’t really smell anything. When I take the mask off, things smell different. Anyone else have same experience?
One of my old pet peeves is having a bunch of busybodies gossiping in the aisle of a grocery store while we’re trying to get something off the shelf in the immediate area. I just walk right up in the middle of em, caulk a leg kinda like a dog peeing on a fire hydrant, and let out a big ole ripper of a fart. It cleans the area out...real good. One day in WallyWorld, one of the “Karens” went to a manager and complained. The manager escorted me out and told me not come back. As I was being escorted out, I cut another big ripper loose as a “goodbye” gift..LOL....I’ve not been back since and haven’t missed it all. My wife still goes in there, but I’ll stay in the car....armed to the teeth...bad area.
“Ass not what your country can do for you...”
You don't become infected by gas "particles," but by viruses and bacteria.
This article is scarcely worth a farthing.
If one needs an ass mask, just don’t go nude around other people.
Why reinvent the wheel? Been around for years.
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Remember when R Limbaugh got in ‘trouble’ for relating the story about a woman farDing in her car.
He ran with it a couple of days and he finally said something to the effect of
“It is farDing, not farTing” and the story was she was putting makeup on while driving.
I think he started the story by saying he pulled up alongside the woman at a stop light and she started farding. Light changed and she continued farding and at the next light she REALLY got into it...etc...etc
If I remember correctly ‘they’ were going to involve the FCC etc...
I'll pass!
gives new meaning to the phrase “Your in trouble!”
https://twitter.com/BrennanSpiegel/status/1265119535901732865
