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To: dragnet2

That might be funny if we weren’t in the middle of The Year Of Living Stupid. I’m sure if the CDC recommended a #9 cork up your ass as a prevention that there would be a run on corks by morning.


6 posted on 05/27/2020 9:00:10 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: RJS1950

OMGosh, that reminds me of a joke I haven’t thought of since I was 9 years old.


9 posted on 05/27/2020 9:04:20 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (BLACK LIVES MAGA)
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13 posted on 05/27/2020 9:12:03 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: RJS1950

Global Warming enthusiasts have already used up the world’s supply of cork trying to prevent oysters from farting.

https://www.dw.com/en/oyster-farts-help-humans-warm-the-world/a-40982658
Underwater shellfish farts produce 10 percent of greenhouse gases released in the Baltic Sea, a new study shows. This could be a concern as aquaculture - and the polluting practices that go along with it - expands.


41 posted on 05/27/2020 11:32:11 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: RJS1950
"You know where to put the cork"


44 posted on 05/28/2020 12:00:22 AM PDT by Salamander (Flying Colours....)
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Yeah, and some FReepers will confide where they bought their ass-masks.


46 posted on 05/28/2020 12:12:37 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isnÂ’t common anymore.)
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