Posted on 05/27/2020 8:52:06 PM PDT by dragnet2
Remember when R Limbaugh got in ‘trouble’ for relating the story about a woman farDing in her car.
He ran with it a couple of days and he finally said something to the effect of
“It is farDing, not farTing” and the story was she was putting makeup on while driving.
I think he started the story by saying he pulled up alongside the woman at a stop light and she started farding. Light changed and she continued farding and at the next light she REALLY got into it...etc...etc
If I remember correctly ‘they’ were going to involve the FCC etc...
No, these are special ass masks. He also described them as bubble butt masks, explaining they tend to expand larger and larger as the special material attempts to contain and adsorb the toxic gas. What you saw was some scented diaper for grandma.
That’s disgusting!
I'll pass!
I knew i was pushing the limits with that. A mod may want to delete it.
It means the mask is properly fitted to your face. We do an annual fitting on my job, they use a sweet smelling aerosol to test if you can smell it. If it’s properly sealed on your face, you can’t smell it
Good to know. Thanks!
Thats what he was wearing. I thought it was a full face diaper.
lmao
gives new meaning to the phrase “Your in trouble!”
https://twitter.com/BrennanSpiegel/status/1265119535901732865
Note they’re testing our sewerage system for likely everything.
#16. Re your comment of “ This article is scarcely worth a farthing”. No shit! I agree.
I have near me a neighborhood famous hotdog dive called “Beanie Weenie”. I avoid it like the plague esp. in the summer, though with near mandatory mask wearing these days, I might get a dog with mustard, but skipping the beans. Now the question is, “Can I cut the mustard”?
Shakespeare would have written re this subject: “To Beano or Not to Beano, that is the question”.
Will they cut out the bean-eating/farting scene from “Blazing Saddles”?
Will they cut out the ex-Lax laced milkshakes scene from “Hamburger: The Movie”?
With the Left in charge, anything is possible.
So much talking I think I’ll have an American cheese sandwich. Now, the question is, “Can I cut the cheese?” Inquiring mice want to know.
OK, who is the wise guy who put this in “Breaking News”?
Well done.
Wait until you meet Dr Fauci's wife. She is in-charge of human testing. You know the same job position as Josef Mengele but with what they call bioethics.
" "the first and most important criteria for ethical research is for the common good""
https://youtu.be/RbIfTxtUuLg?t=2132
Hahaha
Ass masks. LOL
That’s okay, your underpants and trousers act as a dual layer mask. Clearly no unpleasant gases or contaminants will escape your personal space. < /s >
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