Since Feb 28, 2000

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&quote;Giving money and power to politians is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

--P.J. O'Rourk

":When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"

--Hunter S. Thompson

"We defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend"

--J.R.R. Tolkien

"Those who would trade essential liberty for transient saftey deserve neither."

--Benjamin Franklin

What LoTR Character Are You?

Q: How many "floydians" does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 51. One to screw in the bulb, one to notice some small detail of the bulb-screwing and tie it into the Publius Enigma, 15 more to expand on his point, 12 to flame him, 10 to argue that you're not really screwing in a light bulb, that only Roger Waters can screw in a light bulb, 8 more to say that Dave Gilmour can screw in a light bulb better than Roger ever could, two to say that the best way to screw in a bulb is if Dave and Roger do it together, one to say that Syd Barrett is actually the best bulb-screwer, and of course one newbie to ask what Publius is, who will be subsequently referred to FAQ, which he will then ask where to find.