[buckalfa]

At least it did not involve Florida or Mitch McConnell.

[escapefromboston]

cowabunga

[EvilCapitalist]

I wonder if it was Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, or Raphael?

[Darksheare]

Gamera?

[sloanrb]

This is what happens when you play Mario Kart in real life.

[Vendome]

They were shelled and now shell shocked...

[JohnBrowdie]

I was expecting this to turn into a modernized “post turtle” story.

[Nateman]

I had the hood of my car open up and smash the windshield. To make matters worse I had to drive like that to get off the freeway.

[blondiegoodbadugly]

A month ago, I laughed at the sign I saw in W. Terre Haute, IN on the highway. “Warning: Turtle Crossing”

Now I understand why.

I’m use to seeing Deer Crossing signs, but not turtles. lol

[Oscar in Batangas]

As God as my witness

I thought turtles could fly?

[Valpal1]

I had a deer come through the windshield of my Ford Transit and hit me in the face.

My advice is to shut your mouth. Mine was full of glass and deer hair. 3 months later little slivers of glass were still working their way out of my forehead.

Stuned my beeber for sure.

[SaxxonWoods]

Authorities are trying to determine the motive of the turtle...

[Pelham]

[ChildOfThe60s]

I was doing about 50 on my bike a few weeks ago and hit a bird, or rather it hit me in the chest. That was a first for me.

Startled me a little, but not much because it happened so fast. Surprisingly it didn’t really hurt. I was wearing a moderately heavy riding jacket.

I’m glad it didn’t hit me in the face shield or one of the mirrors.

[Daniel Ramsey]

More than likely the poor thing was ran over on its edge making it skip out airborne at high speed.

[Bob434]

When Turtles Fly.... errr, wait a minute!

[Viking2002]

We had The Great Turtle Migration here on the Chattahoochee about fifteen years ago. Never did hear about why they were trying to cross from the Alabama to the Georgia side, but they were everywhere. River turtles the size of dinner plates, squashed on the roads like Halloween pumpkins, and they still kept coming. They were like zombie hordes. It was horror movie crazy. I guess the beer was cheaper on the Georgia side.

[KittyKares]

Do you remember when a goose hit Fabio in the face while on a roller coaster?
https://youtu.be/OjAYxpXUklc

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Turtlenado!

[ronnie raygun]

Those flying turtles again!

[mozarky2]

In 455 BC, Aeschylus, the great playwriter known as the Father of Greek Tragedy, died in a most unexpected way. He was said to have been killed by a tortoise which was dropped by an eagle that had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile.