1 posted on
05/15/2020 12:15:20 PM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
2 posted on
05/15/2020 12:16:31 PM PDT by
Artemis Webb
(There are only two genders.)
To: simpson96
Florida Man - the gift that keeps on giving.
3 posted on
05/15/2020 12:17:26 PM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Posting from deep within enemy territory - San Jose, CA)
To: simpson96
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
To: simpson96
I know what I would have done, but am not going to tell anybody. Never mind, wouldn’t have been in the liquor store to begin with.
8 posted on
05/15/2020 12:23:49 PM PDT by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: simpson96
A wiseacre and a jackass - avoid both if possible.
9 posted on
05/15/2020 12:25:09 PM PDT by
dainbramaged
(That information is classified. Request denied.)
To: simpson96
The “suspect” is an asshole. If one expects a “thank you” or any other reward for a kindness, then there is no point in performing said kindness. I would probably have ended up shooting the perp if he had attacked me (but I would have said “thanks”, not that it has any bearing on whether this guy was an asshole or not).
13 posted on
05/15/2020 12:36:18 PM PDT by
Sans-Culotte
(With every passing day, I am a little bit gladder that Romney lost in 2012.)
To: simpson96
Control freak goes nuts when he is unable to control somebody near him.
14 posted on
05/15/2020 12:46:35 PM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: simpson96
The thing is, given the lockdowns in other states and the mask worshippers there compared to Florida, “Florida Man” doesn’t really seem to have the same cachet any longer.
15 posted on
05/15/2020 12:55:48 PM PDT by
CheshireTheCat
("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
To: simpson96
That’s why I don’t like people holding a door for me. If they hold the door for a second, that’s fine. But when they sit there for five or six seconds waiting on me, then they’re just virtue signaling.
16 posted on
05/15/2020 12:59:02 PM PDT by
NurdlyPeon
(It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
To: simpson96
Florida Man gonna Florida Man.
20 posted on
05/15/2020 3:18:09 PM PDT by
FormerFRLurker
(Keep calm and vote your conscience.)
To: simpson96
I just say, “You’re welcome!” loudly.
21 posted on
05/15/2020 3:20:57 PM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(BOYCOTT CHINA! - spread the word .... (China is the Sick Man of Asia with a very small penis))
To: simpson96
This seems like something our (former) pastor would have done. Now, let me say, we don’t go to that church any longer.
BTW - if you are wondering if I meant whether he might/would have been the “victim” or the “suspect” - the answer is “Yes”.
To: simpson96
Forced etiquette. 😆
24 posted on
05/16/2020 8:05:32 AM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight neiyour way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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