SATIRE Former Obama Officials Tired of His Drunken, Late-Night Calls

Hennessy's View ^ | 05/11/2020 | Bill Hennessy

[Kevin in California]

WASHINGTON — Members of the so-called “Obama Alumni Association” feel harassed and abused by the former president whose late-night, drunken conference calls have become annoying, frequent, and less coherent as time goes on.

Hennessy’s View has learned that Obama began these occasional conference calls with a handful of former officials about six months after leaving office in 2017. Over time, the 44th president stopped following a semi-weekly schedule of planned calls. Instead, he began calling the team at random times, often late at night and, according to some, after he’d been drinking.

“It was nice at first,” said one former appointee who asked not to be named. “You know, getting together and reminiscing on our glory days, cracking jokes about Joe Biden’s hair plugs, or whatever. But, now, it feels more like listening to a friend complaining about their ex four years after the divorce. I mean, move on, right?”

[a fool in paradise]

No one ever asked him WHEN he stopped smoking pot and snorting coke. He just said that he’d stopped.

He also said he’d stopped smoking tobacco but he was caught several times at the White House smoking.

So is he back on the dope?

[a fool in paradise]

It’s truer than anything reported by ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, NY Times, LA Times, Newsweek, Washington Post et al

[HotKat]

My first thought. Is this real?

[attiladhun2]

Interesting Hennesy is part of the thread, but I am sure the former prez is “lite up” on more than just booze. Hittin’ the hash pipe, Mr. Obama?

[wetgundog]

Meetings probably after Big Mike’s insertion therapy.

[Salvation]

Quite revealing.

but some has his personality figured out.

[ChildOfThe60s]

It says satire at the end

[xrmusn]

The question is, was it Moochie or Bambie who carried the girls, or was it a paid surrogate, or a family member who they knew would keep their mouthes shut.
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Well, keep the money flowing and MAMA may have been the ‘bearer/carrier’ MAYBE even the ‘donor’???

She did spend a lot of time and went ‘everywhere’ with them and from what I hear?? she WAS on the payroll...

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Before I allow myself to delight in this spectacle, I think this is SATIRE, Not Real......right?

What are we to think? They didn't include the /S tag.

[Beowulf9]

“President @BarackObama, care to comment on this satire piece”?

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[Grampa Dave]

satire Former Obama Officials Tired of His Drunken, Late-Night Calls WASHINGTON — Members of the so-called “Obama Alumni Association” feel harassed and abused by the former president whose late-night, drunken conference calls have become annoying, frequent, and less coherent as time goes on. Hennessy’s View has learned that Obama began these occasional conference calls with a handful of former officials about six months after leaving office in 2017. Over time, the 44th president stopped following a semi-weekly schedule of planned calls.

[allendale]

Heard the tape of Obama speaking in his “conference” on Tucker. One thing for sure. His speech did not flow freely. Did not sound intoxicated with alcohol but not sober. Sounded like a person who got very sleepy on opioids and took a boost of amphetamines. His “friends” might want to do an intervention.

[SaraJohnson]

It’s satire.

[mosaicwolf]

"I’d love to believe this but Dems NEVER rat each other out."

Maybe they need to invite Gordon Liddy on their next late night conference call. Just for some guidance of course.

[mrsmith]

LOL!
Great stuff.
I believe it totally.

[riri]

I am sure it aint just drunking.

[alstewartfan]

A drunk punk. A loser.

[stuckincali]

no one HAS to answer the phone.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Hennessey’s Views? Perhaps more like Obama’s Hennessy Views?

[BenLurkin]