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SATIRE Former Obama Officials Tired of His Drunken, Late-Night Calls
Hennessy's View ^ | 05/11/2020 | Bill Hennessy

Posted on 05/11/2020 8:35:51 PM PDT by Kevin in California

WASHINGTON — Members of the so-called “Obama Alumni Association” feel harassed and abused by the former president whose late-night, drunken conference calls have become annoying, frequent, and less coherent as time goes on.

Hennessy’s View has learned that Obama began these occasional conference calls with a handful of former officials about six months after leaving office in 2017. Over time, the 44th president stopped following a semi-weekly schedule of planned calls. Instead, he began calling the team at random times, often late at night and, according to some, after he’d been drinking.

“It was nice at first,” said one former appointee who asked not to be named. “You know, getting together and reminiscing on our glory days, cracking jokes about Joe Biden’s hair plugs, or whatever. But, now, it feels more like listening to a friend complaining about their ex four years after the divorce. I mean, move on, right?”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chatforum; choomgang; satire; tellbetterjokes
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To: Kevin in California

No one ever asked him WHEN he stopped smoking pot and snorting coke. He just said that he’d stopped.

He also said he’d stopped smoking tobacco but he was caught several times at the White House smoking.

So is he back on the dope?


21 posted on 05/11/2020 8:58:37 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: lee martell

It’s truer than anything reported by ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, NY Times, LA Times, Newsweek, Washington Post et al


22 posted on 05/11/2020 8:59:40 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: lee martell

My first thought. Is this real?


23 posted on 05/11/2020 8:59:46 PM PDT by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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To: Kevin in California

Interesting Hennesy is part of the thread, but I am sure the former prez is “lite up” on more than just booze. Hittin’ the hash pipe, Mr. Obama?


24 posted on 05/11/2020 9:01:56 PM PDT by attiladhun2
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To: Kevin in California

Meetings probably after Big Mike’s insertion therapy.


25 posted on 05/11/2020 9:02:36 PM PDT by wetgundog
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To: Kevin in California

Quite revealing.

but some has his personality figured out.


26 posted on 05/11/2020 9:05:56 PM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: HotKat

It says satire at the end


27 posted on 05/11/2020 9:07:32 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: mass55th

The question is, was it Moochie or Bambie who carried the girls, or was it a paid surrogate, or a family member who they knew would keep their mouthes shut.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Well, keep the money flowing and MAMA may have been the ‘bearer/carrier’ MAYBE even the ‘donor’???

She did spend a lot of time and went ‘everywhere’ with them and from what I hear?? she WAS on the payroll...


28 posted on 05/11/2020 9:09:21 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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To: lee martell
Before I allow myself to delight in this spectacle, I think this is SATIRE, Not Real......right?

What are we to think? They didn't include the /S tag.

29 posted on 05/11/2020 9:11:50 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
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To: piasa

“President @BarackObama, care to comment on this satire piece”?

Bill Hennessy @HennessySTL

From his Twitter feed


30 posted on 05/11/2020 9:16:44 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Kevin in California
satire Former Obama Officials Tired of His Drunken, Late-Night Calls WASHINGTON — Members of the so-called “Obama Alumni Association” feel harassed and abused by the former president whose late-night, drunken conference calls have become annoying, frequent, and less coherent as time goes on. Hennessy’s View has learned that Obama began these occasional conference calls with a handful of former officials about six months after leaving office in 2017. Over time, the 44th president stopped following a semi-weekly schedule of planned calls.
31 posted on 05/11/2020 9:17:01 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Are the ChiComs/PRC, owners of America's Fake news media, WHO, CDCNN, Dems, the real Deep Staters!)
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To: Kevin in California

Heard the tape of Obama speaking in his “conference” on Tucker. One thing for sure. His speech did not flow freely. Did not sound intoxicated with alcohol but not sober. Sounded like a person who got very sleepy on opioids and took a boost of amphetamines. His “friends” might want to do an intervention.


32 posted on 05/11/2020 9:19:56 PM PDT by allendale (.)
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To: Kevin in California

It’s satire.


33 posted on 05/11/2020 9:21:25 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: CaptainK
"I’d love to believe this but Dems NEVER rat each other out."

Maybe they need to invite Gordon Liddy on their next late night conference call. Just for some guidance of course.

34 posted on 05/11/2020 9:22:09 PM PDT by mosaicwolf
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To: Kevin in California

LOL!
Great stuff.
I believe it totally.


35 posted on 05/11/2020 9:25:41 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: Kevin in California

I am sure it aint just drunking.


36 posted on 05/11/2020 9:27:11 PM PDT by riri (If people still dropping, most aint shopping.)
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To: BenLurkin

A drunk punk. A loser.


37 posted on 05/11/2020 9:30:53 PM PDT by alstewartfan (One day he just washed up on the shores of his regrets. May his soul rest in peace. Al S.)
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To: Kevin in California

no one HAS to answer the phone.


38 posted on 05/11/2020 9:32:54 PM PDT by stuckincali
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To: Kevin in California

Hennessey’s Views? Perhaps more like Obama’s Hennessy Views?


39 posted on 05/11/2020 9:36:53 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ("Washington, DC. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious")
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To: alstewartfan

40 posted on 05/11/2020 9:37:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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