Posted on 05/11/2020 6:28:08 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked M rs. Pelosi if s he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi . "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"
The teacher left the room..
I sure would miss that airplane. That would be a great loss and a tragedy.
The teacher left the room...in stitches!
LOL
*LOL*...Very true...
Thanks Sod....Hug...
Ping for perverse humor reference
lol
No, the teacher left to room so she could call the police to have Johnny arrested.
The only “loss” would be that airplane......
I just want to know what happened to Kenny ... ?
“”Probably an old one - don’t complain.””
It is and no one is going to complain...I think the last time it was around was with Hillary and someone at the end asked why Johnny disappeared from the classroom..It’s been awhile so I may have that wrong but delightful just the same.
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