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Little Johhny
email from a friend | 5/11/2020 | unknown

Posted on 05/11/2020 6:28:08 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked M rs. Pelosi if s he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi . "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"

The teacher left the room..


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: true
Probably an old one - don't complain.
1 posted on 05/11/2020 6:28:08 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

I sure would miss that airplane. That would be a great loss and a tragedy.


2 posted on 05/11/2020 6:32:57 AM PDT by Dacula (Day 17 of Georgia opening up and I am still alive)
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To: sodpoodle

The teacher left the room...in stitches!


3 posted on 05/11/2020 6:44:08 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL


4 posted on 05/11/2020 6:48:52 AM PDT by Scarlett156
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To: sodpoodle

*LOL*...Very true...


5 posted on 05/11/2020 6:56:37 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks Sod....Hug...


6 posted on 05/11/2020 7:00:08 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

Ping for perverse humor reference


7 posted on 05/11/2020 7:07:56 AM PDT by HangnJudge (The Democratic Party is a Pandering Plutocracy)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
lol

8 posted on 05/11/2020 7:12:55 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: BradyLS
The teacher left the room...in stitches!

No, the teacher left to room so she could call the police to have Johnny arrested.

9 posted on 05/11/2020 7:20:06 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (This tagline is an advertisement-free zone. Is yours?)
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To: sodpoodle

The only “loss” would be that airplane......


10 posted on 05/11/2020 7:55:09 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: sodpoodle; Leaning Right

I just want to know what happened to Kenny ... ?


11 posted on 05/11/2020 8:31:33 AM PDT by Campion (What part of "shall not be infringed" don't they understand?)
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To: Campion
Kenny disappeared soon after talking to Hillary Clinton. The police consider it a suicide, although no body has been found.


12 posted on 05/11/2020 8:41:02 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Leaning Right
When they find Kenny's body, how many times will the coroner's report say he shot himself in the back of the head?

  1. An odd number
  2. Four
  3. At least twice, with two different guns.

13 posted on 05/11/2020 9:40:49 AM PDT by Campion (What part of "shall not be infringed" don't they understand?)
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To: sodpoodle

“”Probably an old one - don’t complain.””

It is and no one is going to complain...I think the last time it was around was with Hillary and someone at the end asked why Johnny disappeared from the classroom..It’s been awhile so I may have that wrong but delightful just the same.


14 posted on 05/11/2020 3:31:00 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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