72,000 total
+24800 new cases
Posted on 05/06/2020 5:31:03 AM PDT by impimp
It’s just the flu, bro.
Flubros and Flubras are known for their level-headed approach to problems. We were after all the first to correctly diagnose that this CV is just the flu when everyone else was panicking. That being said, we should open up the thread today to Wuhan Flu-related conspiracy theories. There is a little bit of truth in most conspiracy theories so what have we got to lose? We may, in fact, generate some great insights.
I have reviewed many of the conspiracy theories on Flubro threads and on other threads and I have my favorite two theories that have at least a 20% chance of being true:
1. Fauci is suppressing good news about hydroxychloroquine because his true goal is to profit from vaccines and other cures generated by Big Pharma. At a minimum, if he doesn’t want to profit, he wants Bill Gates to like him and invite him to dinner parties. 2. The WHO is overrun with communist sympathizers and they pushed for a lockdown because they felt it would be the best way to suppress the USA and allow globalist one world authoritarian government to advance.
Any other theories out there? Looking for ones with at least a 1% chance of being true. Also note that conspiracy theories must be Flubro compliant. They can’t, for example, imply that the Wuhan Flu is actually much more dangerous than the flu and that the data showing this is being withheld by the government.
Flubros and Flubras are known for their level-headed approach to problems. We were after all the first to correctly diagnose that this CV is just the flu when everyone else was panicking. That being said, we should open up the thread today to Wuhan Flu-related conspiracy theories. There is a little bit of truth in most conspiracy theories so what have we got to lose? We may, in fact, generate some great insights.
I have reviewed many of the conspiracy theories on Flubro threads and on other threads and I have my favorite two theories that have at least a 20% chance of being true:
1. Fauci is suppressing good news about hydroxychloroquine because his true goal is to profit from vaccines and other cures generated by Big Pharma. At a minimum, if he doesn’t want to profit, he wants Bill Gates to like him and invite him to dinner parties. 2. The WHO is overrun with communist sympathizers and they pushed for a lockdown because they felt it would be the best way to suppress the USA and allow globalist one world authoritarian government to advance.
Any other theories out there? Looking for ones with at least a 1% chance of being true. Also note that conspiracy theories must be Flubro compliant. They can’t, for example, imply that the Wuhan Flu is actually much more dangerous than the flu and that the data showing this is being withheld by the government.
Ping. Freepmail Impimp to go on the ping list.
My pet theory: Swamp Dwellers and Rat World governors are teasing out the lock-down for as long as they can to keep the economy down and get rid of President Trump.
How do you generate a flash mob? (Asking for some friends.)
The COVID flu was released from a server farm in Northern Virginia run by a cult that has no leader, forces you to think for yourself and allows a platform for you to openly discuss it among friends.
Such discussions are heavily censored and attacked on neo-conservative websites.
Wait...sorry. That doesn’t focus in the virus.
Nevermind
I agree with both of your theories. Something didn’t pass the smell test at the very outset of this. IIRC, early on there was some footage out of Wuhan (or could’ve been elsewhere in China) that showed some folks flopping around on the street like fish out of water. The take-away (I reckon) was “See, this is what the rona does to people”.
You catch on fast. (That’s always been “the deal”.)
Good morning
In before bedwetters. I think we are bejng 1984ed. We see data and are told it means something different. So my conspiracy theory is we are being trained to accept bad data and give up freedoms based on it
Today we have the issue of elevated deaths reported yesterday. I expect kojack any minute because it was over 2000. Yet in Florida yesterday there were not 72 deaths. If you drill down on that data those deaths were assigned over 12 days and just being compiled. That means that the curves that they use artificially spike and allow hand wringing. See they will say. We are getting close to 3000 a day. The true Curve is flatter and descending.
Also in NYC they are dunking 1700 possible cases into the mix. Will they be assigned over time or appear as one spike to promote the narrative of not opening.
In any event in almost all counties in Florida there is <3% positives on testing. This clearly means that we are on the downside. All beaches in NE FL are open without being restricted finally and things are moving forward rapidly. Look for people to find something to try and institute more tyranny and shut it back down
I believe the tales of people collapsing in the street and having their doors welded shut were part of an intelligence operation to scare the west into self destructive decisions. That does NOT mean I discount back CoVid-19 as a public health threat. Just that it not an Omega Man bio weapon.
The lockdown is going to kill off a lot of small businesses, thus accomplishing a transfer from “Main Street” to “Wall Street”.
The Elites do NOT like independent small businesses. Small businesses can grow into big businesses, which can disrupt the market positions of established corporations, in which the elites are invested. Look at what Microsoft and Apple did to IBM.
Great point!
I know. It’s kinda the “no duh” of conspiracy theories!
My second one is that what might have been a genuine emergency in Mid-March became a government experiment in social control (how much crap will they take?) beginning April.
I don’t think it’s the flu.
It’s an STD.
So what are they doing in the nursing home to cause this Wuhan STD to spread?
You’re a touch late this morning.
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3842189/posts
They might as well just staple yellow tags to our ears and be done with it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YOyVLNA4-Wo
scary if true. Puts Fanuci in the center of a conspiracy. About 26 minutes
Love is a mystery.
Lotta unauthorized golf outings & fishing trips.
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