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It’s just the flu, bro.

Flubros and Flubras are known for their level-headed approach to problems. We were after all the first to correctly diagnose that this CV is just the flu when everyone else was panicking. That being said, we should open up the thread today to Wuhan Flu-related conspiracy theories. There is a little bit of truth in most conspiracy theories so what have we got to lose? We may, in fact, generate some great insights.

I have reviewed many of the conspiracy theories on Flubro threads and on other threads and I have my favorite two theories that have at least a 20% chance of being true:

1. Fauci is suppressing good news about hydroxychloroquine because his true goal is to profit from vaccines and other cures generated by Big Pharma. At a minimum, if he doesn’t want to profit, he wants Bill Gates to like him and invite him to dinner parties. 2. The WHO is overrun with communist sympathizers and they pushed for a lockdown because they felt it would be the best way to suppress the USA and allow globalist one world authoritarian government to advance.

Any other theories out there? Looking for ones with at least a 1% chance of being true. Also note that conspiracy theories must be Flubro compliant. They can’t, for example, imply that the Wuhan Flu is actually much more dangerous than the flu and that the data showing this is being withheld by the government.

1 posted on 05/06/2020 5:31:03 AM PDT by impimp
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2 posted on 05/06/2020 5:31:51 AM PDT by impimp
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To: impimp; haffast

The COVID flu was released from a server farm in Northern Virginia run by a cult that has no leader, forces you to think for yourself and allows a platform for you to openly discuss it among friends.

Such discussions are heavily censored and attacked on neo-conservative websites.

Wait...sorry. That doesn’t focus in the virus.
Nevermind


5 posted on 05/06/2020 5:46:49 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is serendipitous)
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To: impimp

Good morning

In before bedwetters. I think we are bejng 1984ed. We see data and are told it means something different. So my conspiracy theory is we are being trained to accept bad data and give up freedoms based on it

Today we have the issue of elevated deaths reported yesterday. I expect kojack any minute because it was over 2000. Yet in Florida yesterday there were not 72 deaths. If you drill down on that data those deaths were assigned over 12 days and just being compiled. That means that the curves that they use artificially spike and allow hand wringing. See they will say. We are getting close to 3000 a day. The true Curve is flatter and descending.

Also in NYC they are dunking 1700 possible cases into the mix. Will they be assigned over time or appear as one spike to promote the narrative of not opening.

In any event in almost all counties in Florida there is <3% positives on testing. This clearly means that we are on the downside. All beaches in NE FL are open without being restricted finally and things are moving forward rapidly. Look for people to find something to try and institute more tyranny and shut it back down


8 posted on 05/06/2020 5:52:05 AM PDT by gas_dr (Trial lawyers AND POLITICIANS are Endangering Every Patient in America: INCLUDING THEIR LIBERTIES)
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To: impimp

The lockdown is going to kill off a lot of small businesses, thus accomplishing a transfer from “Main Street” to “Wall Street”.

The Elites do NOT like independent small businesses. Small businesses can grow into big businesses, which can disrupt the market positions of established corporations, in which the elites are invested. Look at what Microsoft and Apple did to IBM.


10 posted on 05/06/2020 5:58:14 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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To: impimp
+2350 dead
72,000 total
+24800 new cases



15 posted on 05/06/2020 6:24:09 AM PDT by Kozak (DIVERSITY+PROXIMITY=CONFLICT)
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To: impimp
Anybody see this interview with Dr. Judy Mikovots?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YOyVLNA4-Wo

scary if true. Puts Fanuci in the center of a conspiracy. About 26 minutes

19 posted on 05/06/2020 6:31:42 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: impimp

Most intriguing development yesterday:

Trump administration lets word leak that it is thinking about winding down the Coronavirus Task Force by Labor Day.

Dr. Tony goes on CBS and is asked about this, says no one has mentioned that to him.

Them Mike Pence confirms that they are indeed thinking about it.

Way to de-pants Dr. Tony on national TV there, Mike!

Media freaks out about proposed end to the task force.

Trump tweets this morning that it will continue “indefinitely”

That could or could not mean Memorial Day.

Also tweets that he may “add or remove members as appropriate”.

Playing Dr. Tony like a violin.


21 posted on 05/06/2020 6:39:47 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
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To: impimp

Conspiracy Theory:

Rats and CCP were in on this from day 1. CCP lets it loose in China while Rats inflict as much damage in US as possible. Rats kept people together at beginning to spread virus. Now Rats are extending lock downs to inflict economic damage. The hate for Trump is large.

For CCP/Rats: No means is off limits that gets them to the end.


27 posted on 05/06/2020 7:38:26 AM PDT by bigcat32
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35 posted on 05/06/2020 8:14:17 AM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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To: impimp

Dr. Fauci has a deal with Big Pharma. He will be first in line for their new Fountain of Youth Drug.

Dr. Brix will either be Joementia Biden’s Running Mate or his HHS Secretary. This is dependent on what Moocelle Obama and Hillary Clinton decide to do.


39 posted on 05/06/2020 8:24:53 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Kill a Commie for your Mommy.)
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To: impimp

I agree that Covid-19 is a serious, deadly virus. I agree that the danger has been overblown and politicized.

But I’m past all that now. I’m on to the next panic. The Giant Murder Hornet. We’re all gonna DIE!!!


42 posted on 05/06/2020 8:47:03 AM PDT by jdsteel (Americans are Dreamers too!!!)
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