Posted on 05/04/2020 3:57:55 PM PDT by jonascord
NEW YORK, NY—Having let his facial hair grow freely for several weeks, New York Mayor Bill De Blasio held a press conference this morning where he unveiled special red armbands for police enforcing the city's quarantine on the Jewish community.
"The red armband represents our commitment to public health," he said. "City workers and police who want to show their loyalty to making sure undesirable groups are not breaking quarantine will be asked to wear the bands for easy identification."
"The third glorious era of New York will reign triumphant!" he cried, banging on his lectern. "Together we can reclaim the glories of our once-great kingdom!"
The mayor also suggesting some kind of camp that could concentrate on the Jews, as well as maybe some way to identify them in public so people could keep away from "undesirable" contact with them. "We could take them to the camp on the subway trains."
Some are saying the move represents bad optics for the city's mayor. But he didn't seem to see any issue with the bands, saying they simply helped identify the special squadrons of police that would focus on the Jewish community. "We'll call them the S.S. for short," he said.
He also announced his plans to invade Poland.
HE NEEDS TO BE HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAG OF SH##
Too Late. Madame Wretched Whitmer already planned and executed invading poland. Started on Hamtramck.
I wonder how many will get that?
Springtime for Blah-zo and NYC . . .
Frau Whitler's Afrika Korps has already retreated from Dearbornistan.
Her glorious Legions will have to look elsewhere for liebensraum.
Watch out Ohio.
I gave him my baby to kiss, and he BIT IT IN THE HEAD!!
glanced up after 2nd paragraph
He wouldn’t have had much fun in Stalingrad.
Why doesn’t just put yellow six pointed star on them and show everybody what a swell guy he is!!!!!! /s
We have to save our phony baloney jobs!
“Ah! Hein...dfwgator, you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.”
Unfortunately, I find this more believable than not, based upon Wihelm’s life long record.
Heil Hizoner!
OMG, the imbecile has re-invented the Gestapo and kapos! This one who’s always going on and on about racism and such. Please, please hang him as soon as possible and throw his accursed remains to pigs.
“If he opens his big mouth again, it’s lampshade time!”
Uhhhm, Babylon Bee... Not quite time to get your knickers in a knot.
People REALLY have to watch for that. Babylon Bee is always too close to the truth.
We have satire tags for a reason. Emmanuel Macron read this and now Herr Obermayor has to figure out what to do with a million French POWs.
Your Freeper handle is well deserved !
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