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Sometimes the gator gets you 🤔.
1 posted on 05/01/2020 7:24:06 PM PDT by buckalfa
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Poke Sallet Annie’s granny?


2 posted on 05/01/2020 7:32:38 PM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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Encounter?

Is that what they call animal attacks these days?


3 posted on 05/01/2020 7:33:29 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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domestic quarrel gone bad?


4 posted on 05/01/2020 7:33:53 PM PDT by dp0622 (Radicals, racists dloont point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
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Don’t know much about alligators as I keep my distance because they live at the end of my street.


5 posted on 05/01/2020 7:35:49 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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Wow. We went to Kiawah for our honeymoon and took our 4 children there every summer for 14 years (from Colorado, no less). We always saw lots of alligators but never had one threaten us. Of course, you don't get anywhere near them.

It's terrible this happened to her.

6 posted on 05/01/2020 7:35:55 PM PDT by luv2ski
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Sometimes the gator gets you 🤔.

Yep. When you watch too much Crocodile Hunter and too much Swamp People you start to forget that fact...

8 posted on 05/01/2020 7:36:02 PM PDT by rhinohunter (FAUCI MUST GO!!!)
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Don’t know firsthand but I hear that they can be God’s solution to child molesters.


9 posted on 05/01/2020 7:37:39 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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No doubt she’s being tested for covid to make sure they have the correct cause of death.


11 posted on 05/01/2020 7:39:27 PM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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She had been coated in sardine oil.


12 posted on 05/01/2020 7:40:29 PM PDT by AndrewB
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Some times it be like that.

In case y'all didn't know, it's gator breeding season down here.

So, you know, maybe he had an itch

15 posted on 05/01/2020 7:52:10 PM PDT by onona (I'm sure there's more)
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Witnesses overhead the gator inquiring of the woman about his money at one point during the encounter.


16 posted on 05/01/2020 7:54:55 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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They make nice luggage and boots.


19 posted on 05/01/2020 8:09:48 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Obviously the alligator did not maintain social distancing guidelines..will the coroner label this death death by corona


22 posted on 05/01/2020 8:28:34 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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Poor woman thought it was a Louis Vuitton bag someone dropped on the shore.


26 posted on 05/01/2020 8:52:46 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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RIP for the lady...and condolences to her friends and family


29 posted on 05/01/2020 9:13:21 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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Amusing Story Circa 1958.

I was just a 11 year old kid. I loved the swamp at night. My adult neighbor often took me to the swamp at night in a pirogue which is a dug out canoe. We mostly hunted frogs etc. We only used a frog gig or a 22 rifle for other game.

My adult friend shot a small alligator about 5 feet long and we put it in the canoe and continued hunting. He was only stunned. A few minutes later he came to life and was really pissed off. My friend went over one side of the pirogue and my self the other side. The little alligator wanted the same thing just to get away. It was most amusing. We had all the frogs in our tow sack and did not lose one of them.

The swamp was a paradise for a young kid with the guidance of my adult mentor.

The swamp will kill you if you do not understand it. It will provide you if you do understand it. It is a beautiful place where politics are of no importance when you are in the swamp!

I love the swamp. It will also kill you or foes if they do not understand the swamp. It is a really a beautiful place of which we are privileged to be a part of. When you go into the swamp it is not a question of if you encounter a snake are reptile that can kill you. Unless you are blind you will. Just leave them alone unless they are an immediate and clear danger. Just leave them alone.

I no longer live in South Louisiana swamp land but now central Texas on 9 acres of land. I have rattlesnakes on my land. I do not kill them with one exception. When they are in residence with my dogs in the fenced in backyard I most reluctantly must kill them. This is rare but necessary about every year or two.


31 posted on 05/01/2020 9:29:25 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, oil field trash, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, Constitution worth dying for)
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Chalk up one more for Covid19


32 posted on 05/01/2020 10:07:16 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Make liberals cry again)
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I’m sure it was counted as Covid death.


33 posted on 05/01/2020 10:15:30 PM PDT by Fledermaus (ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
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Can this not be marked down as a Covid-19 death? It would be helpful to the ‘believers’ if it could.


34 posted on 05/01/2020 10:30:14 PM PDT by jerod (Nazi's were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
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And sometimes the bull wins...


36 posted on 05/02/2020 3:50:13 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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