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Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts
Babylon Bee ^ | April 27 2020

Posted on 04/28/2020 5:58:20 AM PDT by knighthawk

MALIBU, CA—Many described the scene as breathtaking or awe-inspiring. Others were so touched they couldn't find the words to communicate how they felt. Most simply wept.

No matter how they expressed their emotions, everyone agreed that the scene off the Malibu coast Monday morning was exactly what America needed to get through this pandemic. Celebrities gathered their multi-million-dollar yachts on the waters of the Pacific Ocean and spelled out "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER."

"We're just like you," said Ellen DeGeneres on her Instagram as her servants sailed her yacht into position to form the apostrophe. "Yes, maybe I have a yacht and you've only ever been on the Storybook Canal boats at Disneyland, but still. It's pretty much the same thing."

"Stay home, save lives -- it's not that hard," said Patton Oswalt, whose fleet of yachts made up several of the letters. "Look, poor people, it's not worth risking your life just to go to Fuddruckers or work a job or whatever it is you peasants do all day."

After the stunt was over, Oswalt had his chauffeur drive him home in his hot tub limousine as he snorted several million dollars' worth of powdered caviar.

"All of humanity is fighting this together and we're all as one," said Lady Gaga, who was wearing a bathing suit made out of gold bricks. "Though, I mean, don't try to get on my yacht. My guards will literally shoot you. That's not a metaphor."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: celeberties; yachts
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To: ronniesgal

I give him a lot of credit for being able to continue on after he lost his wife. Not sure you knew his wife died.


21 posted on 04/28/2020 7:21:47 AM PDT by napscoordinator (Trump/Hunter, jr for President/Vice President 2016)
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To: ronniesgal

“How the hell he became a millionaire is beyond me.”

Ratatouille. He has a face made for voiceover work.


22 posted on 04/28/2020 8:11:12 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: knighthawk

Thank you for not putting a SARC tag in the title.

Makes it much more fun!


23 posted on 04/28/2020 8:12:15 AM PDT by lizma2
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To: napscoordinator

he has a new wife!! He managed to “continue” just fine, I reckon.


24 posted on 04/28/2020 8:17:38 AM PDT by ronniesgal (so I wonder what his FR handle is???? and let's get back to living!!!)
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To: freedomlover

Supposedly Bill Murray had a very small part but when they started doing the scenes he just began adding stuff and it was great. A classic.


25 posted on 04/28/2020 8:39:59 AM PDT by freefdny
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To: freefdny

Yep, the whole “Cinderella Story here in Augusta” bit was totally improvised.


26 posted on 04/28/2020 8:42:11 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: freedomlover
I would encourage everyone to read the backstory on how the original screenplay was completely different and how Chase and Murray although practically hating each other completely changed it on the fly.

Also Ted Knight being upset that Rodney Dangerfield basically ignored the script and just vamped.

27 posted on 04/28/2020 8:47:59 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
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To: knighthawk

I can hardly hold back the tears...how very moving! Perhaps they can now show us their $50,000 freezers loaded with $15 a pint ice cream to remind us that “we’re all in this together”.


28 posted on 04/28/2020 9:10:07 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
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To: knighthawk

Someone needs to post a GIF of the Bikini Atoll Baker shot. That is what should happen to these celebs.


29 posted on 04/28/2020 9:23:33 AM PDT by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
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To: napscoordinator; ronniesgal; Boogieman

This jerk Oswalt’s first wife died under mysterious circumstances.

She had just finished writing what would become a bestseller “Golden State Killer” book and died in her sleep from a mixture of drugs, including fentanyl. No investigation, he was in the house when she died, didn’t appear heartbroken in interviews—he seemed giddy to me—and remarried instantly.

She worked for years on the book and all of a sudden turns up dead just as it’s near completion—sounds suspicious. Being the major ass that he is, it wouldn’t surprise me if he offed her.


30 posted on 04/28/2020 10:19:42 AM PDT by ZagFan
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To: ZagFan

well I certainly don’t know about that, but he did a quick turn around on the new “bride”.
Still a miracle he got 2 women to sleep with him. Maybe that 14 million helped, a little.


31 posted on 04/28/2020 10:26:12 AM PDT by ronniesgal (so I wonder what his FR handle is???? and let's get back to living!!!)
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To: Sirius Lee

Also Ted Knight being upset that Rodney Dangerfield basically ignored the script and just vamped.


Apparently Rodney hadn’t done much (any?) film work and didn’t recognize what “Action” meant, and Ramus had to eventually just say “Go Rodney” for his scenes.

Ted Knight RIP way before his time . . .


32 posted on 04/28/2020 10:41:43 AM PDT by freedomlover
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