Posted on 04/28/2020 5:58:20 AM PDT by knighthawk
MALIBU, CA—Many described the scene as breathtaking or awe-inspiring. Others were so touched they couldn't find the words to communicate how they felt. Most simply wept.
No matter how they expressed their emotions, everyone agreed that the scene off the Malibu coast Monday morning was exactly what America needed to get through this pandemic. Celebrities gathered their multi-million-dollar yachts on the waters of the Pacific Ocean and spelled out "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER."
"We're just like you," said Ellen DeGeneres on her Instagram as her servants sailed her yacht into position to form the apostrophe. "Yes, maybe I have a yacht and you've only ever been on the Storybook Canal boats at Disneyland, but still. It's pretty much the same thing."
"Stay home, save lives -- it's not that hard," said Patton Oswalt, whose fleet of yachts made up several of the letters. "Look, poor people, it's not worth risking your life just to go to Fuddruckers or work a job or whatever it is you peasants do all day."
After the stunt was over, Oswalt had his chauffeur drive him home in his hot tub limousine as he snorted several million dollars' worth of powdered caviar.
"All of humanity is fighting this together and we're all as one," said Lady Gaga, who was wearing a bathing suit made out of gold bricks. "Though, I mean, don't try to get on my yacht. My guards will literally shoot you. That's not a metaphor."
I give him a lot of credit for being able to continue on after he lost his wife. Not sure you knew his wife died.
“How the hell he became a millionaire is beyond me.”
Ratatouille. He has a face made for voiceover work.
Thank you for not putting a SARC tag in the title.
Makes it much more fun!
he has a new wife!! He managed to “continue” just fine, I reckon.
Supposedly Bill Murray had a very small part but when they started doing the scenes he just began adding stuff and it was great. A classic.
Yep, the whole “Cinderella Story here in Augusta” bit was totally improvised.
Also Ted Knight being upset that Rodney Dangerfield basically ignored the script and just vamped.
I can hardly hold back the tears...how very moving! Perhaps they can now show us their $50,000 freezers loaded with $15 a pint ice cream to remind us that “we’re all in this together”.
Someone needs to post a GIF of the Bikini Atoll Baker shot. That is what should happen to these celebs.
This jerk Oswalt’s first wife died under mysterious circumstances.
She had just finished writing what would become a bestseller “Golden State Killer” book and died in her sleep from a mixture of drugs, including fentanyl. No investigation, he was in the house when she died, didn’t appear heartbroken in interviews—he seemed giddy to me—and remarried instantly.
She worked for years on the book and all of a sudden turns up dead just as it’s near completion—sounds suspicious. Being the major ass that he is, it wouldn’t surprise me if he offed her.
well I certainly don’t know about that, but he did a quick turn around on the new “bride”.
Still a miracle he got 2 women to sleep with him. Maybe that 14 million helped, a little.
Also Ted Knight being upset that Rodney Dangerfield basically ignored the script and just vamped.
Ted Knight RIP way before his time . . .
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